The Gaying Instrument

Mika, Welsh, female (she/her). An enveloping mass of viscera of enigmatic origin. Still here, just trying to be more offline. Nobody owes you their age and tags are for categorising, not for fandom.

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

a very serious baby nephew. and yes his ear really is naturally like that

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[sandersstudies]

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

[cumonangelxo]

i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

heading into the The Drama tag was a bad idea. I'm seeing all these posts claiming that the point of the film was criticising the notion that bad things (specifically) Black people think of doing are way worse than bad things white people actually do. and whilst obviously that notion is untrue and something to be criticised, I don't think it's applicable in the case of The Drama. the film actually criticises the notion that a bad thing someone - of any demographic, not specific ones - thinks of doing is worse than bad things other people - of any demographic, not specific ones - do. race isn't explicitly mentioned in the film IIRC. anyway if you have the latter attitude you are Rachel and saying it is purely to do with racism does not change it

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

tumblr stop writing 'ED' and start writing 'eating disorder' challenge 2026 (impossible, apparently). serious topics deserve serious treatments and this includes not censoring the topic at hand

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

[apolladay]

Have you seen the Quicksilver sequence from X-Men: Apocalypse (2016), arguably one of the best demonstrations of a speedster's abilities in fiction?

Yes

No

Have you seen the Quicksilver sequence from X-Men: Apocalypse (2016), arguably one of the best demonstrations of a speedster's abilities in fiction?

yes

no

Voting ended onAug 9

[mapsontheweb]

Most oddly named town in each US state.

[ohifonlyx33]

i love small towns in America.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Volcano, Hawaii! Ding Dong, Texas!🎵

[radwolf76]

Coupon‽‽‽ There’s like a dozen Pennsylvania towns named odder than that. Probably the top three would be Intercourse, Climax, and Blue Ball.

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

"man, maybe I shouldn't visit both North and South Carolina"

[askboxmemes]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

Bob: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Ava: No, it's called highjacking.

Alexei: Guys, no, it's called weedwhacking.

Bucky: No, it's called disappointing your mother.

[metaphoricallyrose]

Cunk on the backrooms!

[anarchic-miscellany]

@the-goddamn-plant-monster

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[readysetjo]

Both scenarios have a bedroom and kitchen for you. Food you like will be delivered.

Would you rather:

Be locked in a library for 3 months (only books)

Be locked in a movie theater with every film possible for 3 months

👀

Voting ended onAug 4

[the-goddamn-plant-monster]

I love leaving my fiancé speechless like this. especially since he's VERY difficult to quieten, as at least three people on here know

[megatron]

It just feels really good to scream when you sneeze. I'm sorry

[hawkogurl]

Today it occurred to me that the raimi trilogy features two characters with abusive fathers, one who essentially only knows how to keep enduring abuse under the hopes that he’ll eventually gain the affection he wants from his abuser and the other only knowing how to run away from relationships at the first sign of any trouble to ensure nobody can ever abuse her like that again.