Eccentric is more debonair

Good times and great tea ☕️

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lucasnator4]

When food so good you see god

[beardedmrbean]

Transcendent in my tummy

[thecyndimistuff]

[twilightmademegay]

In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will

[gaydenali]

on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.

[twilightmademegay]

This is honestly everything I have ever wanted thank you for your contribution to the cause

[forlovefromfear]

Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats

[shitpostinguniverse]

[weaselle]

this is also how my neurons route my synaptic signals

[dankxsinatra]

[mr-deep-downer]

dark science beyond belief

[scienceninjaturtle]

[thedankmemes]

[tchaikovskaya]

The longer I look at this the more unsettled I become

You have to walk through the bathroom to access three of the four bedrooms in this house

One of those three is the only room with an en-suite bath. And it isn’t the master bedroom.

[guooey]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[universeofmemes]

[memewhore]

[ceevee5]

[itsthebrokenheartthatdecides]

found on the app boo, source unknown.

[annoyingmemes]

[pflugy17]