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matt | 21 | virgo | I really like D&D, Pathfinder, Dark Souls, poetry, and a bunch of other fun stuff

[thekwikemart]

[creamed-toast]

[probablybadrpgideas]

True names

Setting idea: Due to a cosmic typo, any demon can be commanded if you know the True Name of any *other* demon. Knowing their own name doesn’t help.

[sailorbrazil]

[pleatedjeans]

[thighschool]

god at the gates of heaven reading out to me what my life could have been like if i’d got my shit together

[puniper]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Woke

[sodapoplio]

[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

[mocheon-deactivated20180917]

[ao3tagoftheday]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Please, I need to know what the ship name is

[chipsprites]

P R E P A R E

TO

W I G G L E

[everythingfox]

Wait for it…

[computerram]

The fact humans can’t eat grass to survive in the wilderness is a failure of evolution

[crozbow]

Are you out there eating grass and trying to justify it again?

[computerram]

Horse instincts took over when I wrote that post

[mysharona1987]

[pentag0nal]

This is my friend TJ, wearing a costume she made for Halloween, 1977.  She was 16 at the time. Now, keep in mind: there was no internet to search for images.  She could not have rented and paused the movie, because it wasn’t released on video until 1982.  No, TJ just went to the movie a bunch of times, took notes with a flashlight, drew a bunch of sketches, and put this together. In 19-fucking-77.  So let’s bury this bullshit about how women didn’t grow up on Star Wars.

[gayforbagels]

Hell yeah TJ

[pak-deactivated20190212]

this is a secret but im shy so if you send me a message and i dont respond its literally cus im shy and i got scared. dont tell anyone lol

[pak-deactivated20190212]

[sympolite]

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved