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i never knew so many people were invested in my blog header…. well, due to popular demand, here it is! the updated cover of the most extra of divas known to gemkind.

#flawless #steven universe #su spoilers

mintbees

I practically never draw SU but if I didn’t draw this I would explode

#THANK YOU #my immediate thought upon seeing the legship tbh #undertale #steven universe

no123450n

This is supposed to be my day!

#YOOOO THE PERSPECTIVE #steven universe

porterr-robinson

vladthelordofdoomandpancakes

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

davidxn

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

#find later

masterdipster

i had a dream last night that this happened

#h o w is this so in character #boku no hero academia

catchymemes

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

invader-bean

he accepted ur cold drink!!

#so important #animals

whitepeopletwitter

#children n o #find later

possumbreath

You: why won’t you just let this meme die it’s not even that funny

Me:

#SKSGKSGIAIDIFHGYLY

moisturize me

#outdated jokes are still good #steven universe #su spoilers #doctor who

ftafp

It’s happening

#YOOOOOOOO #infinity train

rinkibu

an artist in a fandom

#KEITHS FACE IN THE LAST PANEL #voltron

sirfrogsworth

Judges?

icameas-roman

#FAVE #animals

apricotshark

b99week - day two - favourite cold open

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

#the MOST important scene in this entire show #brooklyn nine nine

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THE URABANCHOU OF SALT MIDDLE SCHOOL… WHITE T POSING

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#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #FAVE #mob psycho 100

deerinspotlight

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

squeakykins

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

blome3kissesbitch

I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities

blome3kissesbitch

P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them

naamahdarling

Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just don’t need to blink very often!

Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful. They aren’t! They just AREN’T DOGS.

radfemblack

Pour les chats 🐈💞

meii-deactivated20220422

Get ready for “more reasons why I fucking love cats”

Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.

Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.

Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.

They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.

Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.

Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.

Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”

Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.

And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.

To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!

They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.