Unobservant? Me? Never.

[fangirlingpuggle]

Ended up combining my SY advisor (link) and SY PIDW wife (link) AU's

Where SY is one og Bingge's wives and basically running everything trying to take burden off Bingge. Not that's he's ever noticed. He is full on running the realms while LBH is away. People have to stop themselves slipping up and calling SY emperor/empress.

Bingge doesn't notice and SY is just overlooked constantly he tries not to let it bother him, it's fine he's able to fix for things for Bingge he's busy... it's been years and he hasn't even tried to see him once or notice but it's fine. Really it's fine he's fine.

So what if he's the one running the country, and the one who sits by Bingge's bedside when he does get injured (Only he had to leave for 1 moment to sort out a court issue and in that time Bingge woke up alone and called for one of his other wives to fix the issue because of course he was affected by a papapa plot plant) and so what if when Bingge does walk past him he doesn't even look at him. It's fine, SY is fine...

Only then the Bingmei Vs Bingge extra happens. Bingge is laser focused on getting a kind shizun as his empress...

So to clear harem he starts divorcing wives, including SY.

SY just shattered and it's. OK IT'S NOT FINE HE'S UPSET AND PISSED AND FUCK THIS SHIT.

SY leaves and goes back to wherever the wives family is.

... it doesn't take a week for everything to go to shit.

Advisors and nobles and every member of palace staff is freaking out everything's broken.

Bingge is pulled out of his Shziun focus tasks only to find everything almost on fire and what is happening? why isn't this stuff done? wait he's meant to do this? He's never done this? He doesn't know how to do this?

Cue him having to run realms and figure out how this has just broken whose been doing this before? How much of his job have they been doing? What do you mean it was a wife?

He goes to find wife and finds very upset and unhappy SY who is not coming back and refuses a proposal. Bingge having to woo him and slowly realizing he did have a kind Shziun.

He was married to his kind Shziun.

He divorced his kind Shziun.

There is a lot of grovelling after that.

[neo--queen--serenity]

It absolutely kills me that as soon as Tianlang-Jun realized that Luo Binghe had infiltrated his camp, and that he'd been in bed with Shen Qingqiu and Zhuzhi-Lang when Tianlang-Jun “walked in on them” together, his reaction wasn't, “oh, perhaps I misunderstood the situation; Master Shen was clearly trying (yet again) to escape me and Zhuzhi-Lang, and my son was trying to help him do that.”

No, that romantic dumbass genuinely thought this meant, “ohhh wow Master Shen needs not one but two men to keep him satisfied…mad respect.”

[localvillagecryptid]

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a widower (demon or cultivator, idc), and immediately sets about using this aspect of his character as a convenient excuse to protect him from being perceived as a threat to one Lord Binghe the Harem-Builder. He commits himself so hard to the bit that people genuinely think he's still in deep mourning for his wife and can never get over her. Luo Binghe falls for The Hot Widower and desperately tries to convince him to open his heart to one more, and see beyond his late wife. His many attempts at wooing only convince Shen Yuan even more that Binghe is testing Shen Yuan's likelihood of attempting to steal Binghe's unethical amount of wives, which pushes him to commit even harder to the bit. He completely ignores the fact that Binghe doesn't even have a girlfriend, let alone a harem. Rinse and repeat until someone dies.

[lacamorte]

i dropped a pot today...

[dumbfucksystem]

everyone says “cumplane truth serum” this, and “qijiu truth serum” that. what about binghe getting the truth serum?? where are those fics??? he has no crucial information to reveal, but BY GOD is he going to give everyone an aneurism talking about how he’s honored to prepare his shizun’s baths because he thinks there’s a small chance he might get to see his shizun naked.

[gatorix1]

Some portraits i did of the main mxtx couples

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, before we get into a relationship, I require one thing. It might be too much or too hard for you, but please try to understand me

Luo Binghe: Shizun... I will do anything! Even if I don't like it!

Shen Qingqiu: Ok, I need our relationship to be monogamous, so no marrying others

Luo Binghe: ...

Luo Binghe: YEEESSSS!!!!

Luo Binghe, to Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan: SUCK IT!!!

Luo Binghe, running around the peak: THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!

Shen Qingqiu: Poor Binghe, he's trying hard to cope. I hope I'm enough for him

[cintiri]

I feel like in reverse retransmigration AUs where Shen Yuan gets sent back to the modern world, he should get to be a bit weird. A bit bizarre. A bit baffling.

This man spent like the entirety of his twenties and early thirties as a graceful and powerful peak lord in a fantasy novel. That does some weird shit to you I'm sure.

Imagine he gets shot back into his old life, and after freaking out then compartmentalizing everything, he starts incorporating things from his life as Shen Qingqiu into his life now.

I think the funniest way to conceptualize this is through the POV of, like, his sister.

- Shen-mei just got back from college to visit her brother, who got out of a hospital stay a week ago. Last time she saw him, he mostly grumbled about a shitty web novel and binged some anime with her and ate takeout.

- when she gets there, the house is, like, unsettlingly clean.

-When her brother appears, he has hair going to the middle of his fucking back. When asked about it, he just shrugs and says he got extensions. Extensions that look extremely fucking expensive

- It's summer. It's the middle of fucking summer and this man is wearing a collared shirt with a large-sleeved sweater over it, and loose pants. She has not seen him in anything more formal than jeans since her graduation

- he offers tea. She's only ever seen him microwave tea, but before she can decline he whips out a whole traditional tea ceremony tea set. The tea is really fucking good, and he has matching snacks???

- there's new paintings on the wall, when she asks where he got them, he sheepishly admits he painted them. They're incredibly beautiful traditional paintings. She wouldn't believe him if it weren't for... Everything else.

- A curly haired man comes in and introduces himself as A-yuans boyfriend

- A-YUAN HAS A BOYFRIEND??? WHOS A 10???

- AND NAMED LUO BINGHE???

Honestly if I was SYs family I would have just as big a conspiracy board about him being replaced as the peak lords have for SJ. It would be so fucking funny

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

me when my shizun reveals that i was meant to be a bloodthirsty, lust-driven monster who bedded three hundred women and never loved a single one of them and who could scarcely separate my own desires from that of my sword and who hoarded more and more riches for happiness i couldnt buy and accumulated so much blood on my hands i couldnt ever wash clean and i was bitter and lonely and vengeful but even so, he loved me. he loved me so much he died cursing the gods for making me unhappy. he loved me so much he transcended worlds to come make me happy. there was an evil overlord demanding he be cruel to me, and despite that, he gave me medicine, he smiled at me, he pat my head and believed in me and loved me. he came from a world with no cultivation nor swordfighting, yet he protected me. it was probably scary and he had no one to confide in, and i made it so much worse, i misunderstood him, trapped him, hurt him, and yet he loved me. he loved me so hard he resewed the threads of fate and rewrote my destiny, are you fucking kidding?

[sunderwight]

Luo Binghe if he was raised on An Ding Peak would be writing his own RPF about Being Sold By My Shizun to the Qing Jing Peak Lord. Shen Yuan would be thinking that he'd stumbled onto the good timeline where Luo Binghe exclusively dates Liu Mingyan because the two keep finding all these excuses to hang out alone together, but it's because they beta for each other. Luo Binghe keeps hopping the fence to go do Shen Qingqiu's laundry and Ming Fan is torn because on the one hand, Stay On Your Own Peak You Weirdo, but on the other hand, it means he doesn't have to do laundry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mogg-art]

I did a gif for the first time ever!!! it was confusing

[airplanebroo]

Remember the golden rule: If you like it, you can take it home. (Ignore consequences.)

[quasi-normalcy]

Every single person I know who did football in high school, without exception, has a chronic injury. Many regret what it's done to their knees and back, even major organs like the brain.

There is no serious legislative push to ban high school football.

[quasi-normalcy]

Also, like, if you want to talk about social pressure on minors to undertake activities that will result in regrettable, irreversible damage to their bodies:

No one, *ever*, tried to persuade me to transition.

My gym teacher tried to persuade me to try out for the football team almost every single day that I was in junior high.

[quasi-normalcy]

#i firmly believe that the reason why concussions and brain damage in general#are not taken nearly as seriously as they should be#is because of football#if we take concussions and brain trauma seriously then we have to acknowledge the risks that children are undertaking at even#high school level football#but we can't do that#because the kids need to play football in high school so they can play football in college so they can join the NFL#This time I'm really gonna queue it.

[vaspider]

Not a single one of my wife's fingers is completely straight. If you look at them closely -- which I have, many times, over the past 22 years -- you can see where they were broken, over and over, taped in place, and where she just kept fucking playing.

When I first met her, she used to joke about how her coach said, "I could get more than that out of a pig if I kicked it hard enough," and that was the nicest fucking thing he said. Two decades later, she's like, "Yeah, that man verbally and physically abused all of us for years."

There is at least one football game she played in high school that she simply doesn't remember, because she was a linebacker. She got a concussion. She got up and kept playing... or so she's told. She doesn't remember, because she had a fucking concussion and they let her keep playing.

I hate football so much. It ruined her back, her knees, fucked up her hands... everyone was so obsessed with how tall she was, how broad-shouldered. No one ever pushed her to transition, but I fucking wish someone had at least suggested it. That would have hurt her so much less than FUCKING FOOTBALL. Like, it would have been actually beneficial to her.

[mchug]

I heard that one of the actual reasons that organizations like the NFL have tried so hard to downplay CTE and other injuries like it is because they’re terrified that moms will refuse to let their children play football anymore and that entire massive industry will come collapsing down because of it.

[vaspider]

That fucking scans.

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[commandertired]

Fics where SQQ disappears while Binghe is in the abyss always break my heart.

Imagine you go through literal hell (extreme edition) and the only thought that keeps you going is "when I get back I'll prove him that I'm worth it. Better. That I can be good again"

& then you get back and. He's dead. Gone. You'll never have a chance to make it right again. You'll never know why he abandoned you, why he wanted you dead. How is he supposed to live with that 😭

Binghe really climbs out of hell only to realise that while he was gone his whole Reason to Live died. ARGGHH ao3 authors when I get you

[hoodiedeer]

Reminder, if you ever pay someone for a commission on Paypal (NSFW OR NOT) you SHUT THE FUCK UP in any text box it gives you.

(No this does not mean try to be a snarky comedian and say it was "bomb materials" or "fuck u" or whatever. Don't play with people's livelihoods, just shut the fuck up and don't type anything at all, it's not that hard.)

[dvandom]

In the event they make the text box mandatory, put something neutral and vague like, "I have no complaints," or "payment for goods and/or services." Don't open yourself to legal action by lying, but don't give any details that could get you or anyone else in trouble with the bootlickers eager to bring a kill count to their oligarch bosses (who frankly may not actually care, but cracking down on content helps keep their stormtroopers happy).

[consistantly-changing]

[Image description: a bluesky post by @/witchofavalon.bsky.social "WitchOfAvalon🔞" which says "Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.

If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists."

There are two replies, which say:

@/anothermeekone.bsky.social "AnotherMeekOne 🔜 MFF": hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting

@/tinydragon.art "TINY": If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum