talk to the gwaedlyd

Asks open!!

[juicemetal]

bitches be like “I wanna wake up in a strange forest where everything seems like a dream” as if they don’t already have a complicated relationship with reality

[kaumnyakte]

[theevenprime]

This is the most succinct, well-written piece of journalism I’ve seen in years, and it’s completely on accident.

I hope, I hope, they knew what they were doing. But probably not.

[the-gwaedlyds-road]

good 4fternoon! i h4ven't spoken with you in 4 while. how 4re you?

“good afternoon my gentlecreature!, what could bring you to the place that we are?” the gwaedlyds tongue lolled and it’s eyes finally pointed in the same direction

“oh good day friend.” said the small thing, arranging rocks in some nonsensical order

“these untouched woods have missed you, traveller. what can we offer you today?”

The gwaedlyd offers you a choice of things, what will you choose?

[the-gwaedlyds-road]

hello? is 4nyone there?

he watched you in the graveyard. he follows you in the woods. he senses you in the farmyards.

“are you scared, little traveller?”

he offers you a cup. it has something that reminds you of tea inside. his horse teeth clack in his bare white jaws.

“keep your Hope, traveller, for it will become easier.”

[sevenelevenprophet]

Dandy is my name

Peppermint gum that makes your voice sound like a frog’s ribbit. Aisle 9

[the-gwaedlyds-road]

~ASK BOX OPEN~

<~ALL ASKS WILL BE REPLIED TO~>

[the-gwaedlyds-road]

* I LOVE THE ROCK

The Gwaedlyd is glad.

[the-gwaedlyds-road]

* HELLO DO YOU LIKE ROCKS

“ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS!”

Click clack, click clack, click clack went the teeth of the Gwaedlyd, as it’s small eyes blinked and swayed wildly, it’s head swinging in excitement.

“Small Thing!! Small, it asked about the rocks!!” It proclaimed, picking a particularly large grey rock- like rock between his jaws and placing it in the package.

The Gwaedlyd has gifted you a beautiful stone. If broken, it could give you all the happiness in the world. But what is a world without sadness?... And who would want to break such a lovely rock...

[the-gwaedlyds-road]

wh4ts poppin g4ymers

“What is a gafour....gafouraym... what is a... gay-four-mer?”, The Gwaedlyd asked the Small Thing.

“I don’t.... I’m not entirely sure, my friend...” the Small Thing replied after a thoughtful moment...

He looked to Dagh, who in turn was looking at them- except in his case he was almost disdainful...

“A gamer, uh a gamer is someone who... plays games? I think I’ve told you of those, uhm video games that my friends play. My friend is a ‘gamer’ I suppose.” He said.

“Quite.” The Gwaedlyd acknowledged, misshapen teeth clacking.

“Quite..” the Small Thing echoed.

You are doing your best, and the Small Thing stands with you.

[the-gwaedlyds-road]

You look out through the trees. You’ve finally found a road. You can feel all of them watching you.

What will you ask them?

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