Hi, Im Aj I Exist

I like bad jokes, puns, dogs, and other stuff

[octahedronhd]

[naamahdarling]

This is Shakespearian.

[geoclaire]

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Just why? via Shitty_Car_Mods

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Get this off your blog, this car is great.

[such-justice-wow]

CHANGE YOUR BLOG URL

[atma-starfish-deactivated201902]

[trashwizard]

[curioscurio]

The Four Comandments

[speedlimit15]

[surprisebitch]

NO HEMTAI

[antis0cials0cialist]

Now that’s its own American Gender Nightmare that we don’t have time to get into… John Mulaney on the New York Subway’s Announcement System Saturday Night Live - 02 March 2019

[yuri-librarian]

[1man2hands]

[egberts]

the flat earth society bought a $20,000 super accurate laser gyroscope to prove the earth doesn’t rotate 15 degrees per hour and they kept getting results that proved it does so they kept altering the test to try and make it not drift 15 degrees but it didn’t work so they just said “well we still don’t believe it and we have other stuff that proves it so whatever”

[gahdamnpunk]

PLUS!!:

Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lavender, lemon, orange, fennel,  eucalyptus and peppermint, all should be diluted with water!

[sokerikeiju]

I’ve posted this once or twice but this is important info 💕

[sartred]

[hustlerose]

if youre a trans girl why do u make music

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]

[roguetelemetry]

reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

[wilwheaton]

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

[joshsundquist]

Restroom signs got me like

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

This is GOLD

[cannibalchicken]

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

it doesnt make sense tho

navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s

maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.

like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!

[violetkirjava-deactivated202502]

This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.

it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”

its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit

all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny

[space-cops]

[slavery]

[sonypraystation]

is it beef?

[over-sleep]

[starwarsgraphictee]

This fucked me up.

[ssylas]

That, my friends, is a portal.