The Knitter Soldier

This blog is a mess and I refuse to queue anything. Spitshine on AO3. Fanart, -craft, and -fic. He or they.

[ilitiaforever]

My new art symbrock, are you ready for a wedding?!

[aviatorandroid]

zeus: you are condemned to carry the weight of the sky.

atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[asleepinawell]

“Be a hell of a way to go.”

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[lesbianmoon]

some of my favourite pins sources: ig @lgbt_history & @clgarchives

[aelfcynn]

[Image description: A photoset of button pin badges, as follows: A white badge with ‘Avenge Oscar Wilde in art nouveau purple capitals. A white badge with ‘better gay than grumpy’ in block black lowercase. A yellow badge with ‘fucking queer’ in lowercase and entwined ‘male’ symbols. An orange badge from the 'Lesbian Studies Coalition of Concordia’ that reads 'dip me in maple syrup and throw me to the lesbians’. A white badge with a pink labrys and Star of David image that reads 'Jewish lesbians celebrate International Lesbian Week’. A blue badge that reads 'Listen to lesbians’ in block white capitals. A red and black badge that reads 'Gender’ in red and 'queer’ in black, upside down. A badge with the blue, white and pink trans pride stripes that reads 'trans pride’ on the blue half and 'trans power’ on the pink half. A beige badge that reads 'challenge transphobia’ in orange and purple. A black badge with the pink, blue and lavender triangle emblem that reads 'bisexual pride’. A white badge with a red Santa, sleigh and reindeer design that reads 'have a gay holiday’ in green, with the 'gay’ in red. A black and grey brick wall pattern bagde that reads 'stone butch’ in white. A white and purple badge that reads 'fight AIDS not people with AIDS’ in capitals. A black back with a pink triangle, reading 'silence = death’ in white capitals. A yellow badge that reads 'fuck red ribbons find a cure’ in black and red capitals. A green and white badge with a circular design of arrows pointing between 'racism’, 'sexism’ and 'homophobia’ written in white caps. The centre reads 'recognise the connections’ in red. A black and white badge with the word 'fuck’ in the centre, surrounded by smaller type saying, among similar, 'boys, girls, butt, with latex, AIDS misinformation, corporate greed and intolerance’. A black, pink and white badge that shows a shackled black arm breaking a chain, and reads 'lesbians and gays against apartheid’. A blue badge that reads 'never in a million queers will there be another you’ in white. A beige badge that reads 'closets are health hazards’ in black. An orange badge that reads 'homophobia is a social disease’ in blue capitals. End description.]

[bogleech]

Just from the sound and feel of it I guess, I just assumed in the back of my mind that “Tim Hortons” was some kind of upscale fancy clothing and perfume store. I thought it was like a Nordstrom.

[bogleech]

this came up because an article said Tim Hortons drove Dunkin’ Donuts out of Canada and it took me a full minute or two to process that this probably means they’re similar, competing services so at first my brain conjured some scenario as if the miserly old Tim Horton with his designer bags and gold watches is looking out over the town through his diamond crusted telescope like “I say, Reginald! That hideous lower-class coffee franchise is tainting my perfect view of the city! Have it disposed of at once!”

[mviread]

Betty’s Reading Room

Located in Orkney, an archipelago off the North coast of Scotland, this remarkable yet unusual memorial was created by a couple as a fitting tribute for Betty, a late friend who died unexpectedly. The couple combined Betty’s love of books and Orkney by converting a derelict cottage into a ‘reading room.’ The aim was to encourage reading and to provide shelter for passengers waiting to catch the ferry to Rousay, whilst also keeping Betty’s memory alive using what she loved the most, books.

[topherkeysausage]

[beynons]

find me this icon 

[espiritu-de-la-luna]

And tell him our wedding date

[breastforce]

how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad

[bitterfucked]

i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:

a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them

b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion

c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building

d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food

e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world

f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay

g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming

bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook

[razorcrestqueen]

bury me with this post it’s perfect

[vocifersaurus]

Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food.

[asundergrowth]

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name.

[lovelyloseruniverse]

I like this

[asundergrowth]

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem

[luidilovins]

Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay?

[meme-xirl-wonder]

You can’t argue with the facts.

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[kreaturek-deactivated20260706]

@the-knitter-soldier this seems like a thing

[the-knitter-soldier]

@replicantkc my kitchen is lmost done

[elierlick]

Anti-trans pundits keep accusing me of “redefining womanhood” so I’m going to roll with it. However, I still believe in justice for both real women and cis women. Just because a cis woman didn’t spend years thinking about her gender doesn’t mean she’s not as valid as trans women. Cis women are only being their authentic selves and deserve support too. They even sometimes go through their own gender journeys with fashion, media, and experimentation. I see no reason why we can’t support our female cisters, who are just like us despite being assigned female at birth by a doctor. Feminism means respecting all women: actual women and cis women alike.

[imfemalewarrior]

This is awesome! 

-FemaleWarrior 

[femcassidy]

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

[iwantafuture]

THIS IS MY DAY

[boycomics]

true romance

[khaleesi]

In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

[friendlyfrankenstein]

“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”

[galadrieljones]

The Romantics really got into some shit.

[xphaiea]

Amy Ross

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you to @hechizoh who possibly doesn’t understand QUITE how much I love this????!

[elodieunderglass]

I desired this so much that I found the artist’s shop and was VERY pleased

[the-knitter-soldier]

@evilkneazle morel in human form

[faesaridollie]

https://www.wellandgood.com/good-advice/birth-control-delivery-the-pill-club/

For those who need it