Super Spooky

hi, i am a skeleton.

[diarygirls]

me vaccinating my future children

[delmondo]

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[teathattast]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

shane dawson and his boyfriend getting engaged in an attempt to get people to talk about that instead of talking about how he might have fucked his cat is really sending me right over the edge 

[languageoclock]

dark duolingo show me the forbidden bonus skills

[langsandlit]

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[pukicho]

Me the first time dairy queen put my blizzard upside down 

[pyrlspite]

2019 we have to stop being weird about having liked homestuck cause some of that shit was sick as hell and im gonna go out on a limb and say that we were kids who really liked something we thought was cool because it was cool and on a grand scale that nothing has quite matched since and yeah who we were and what we liked when we were younger is embarrassing blah blah blah but guys. remember what it felt like watching [s] explore, [s] enter, [s] cascade for the first time

[wizardjpeg]

WARNING if you go to subway make sure not to use the escape room bathroom, there is a puzzle where the solution involves using a blacklight and i think i ruined it by means of a pee catastrophie. currently detained by the manager david in the closet where they keep the bread. deprived of water i have survived by engorging myself on italian herb and cheese

[sexhaver]

someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker stealing their food out of the fridge so they started labeling it “POISON - DO NOT EAT” in sharpie on both the bag and the food’s wrapper every day and the person still kept stealing it so after a week they added a bunch of laxatives to their food and the thief had to go to the hospital and could possibly sue OP. the general consensus was that OP was technically objectively in the wrong from a legal standpoint but there is 0% chance of them being convicted in criminal court because that would require finding 12 jurors who would rule in favor of someone stealing food labeled “POISON - DO NOT EAT” and then getting poisoned

[retroactivebakeries]

[sa2ha]

[aishaempire]

[candyredterezii]

hey dani i bet I can kill you just four words

I absolutely know you can but im sickly curious

[candyredterezii]