Everything is plastic

Rory Williams rp

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[the-lone-centurian]

It's deeply funny to me that people are STILL celebrating and reinacting and talking about Ceasar's assassination.

[putridcowboy]

(me as an augur in 22 BCE rome, looking at the entrails of a chicken) hmm it looks like the future is full of guts and bones. fucked up and weird.

[fanonical]

history lessons in the whoniverse must be fun. imagine teaching your kids about the time the president of the united states of america got zapped out of existence by weird alien balls live on tv.

[the-lone-centurian]

I don't remember this happening.

[weepingangelpropaganda]

Infrequent reminder. If you see a statue, you should ALWAYS close your eyes to make sure it's not one of us. Just close your eyes and count to ten. If you're in a group, be sure you're all closing your eyes at the same time.

[the-lone-centurian]

This is incredibly dangerous advice user weepingangelpropaganda. Your icon is also worrying. To anyone seeing this, this is blatant misinformation about what to do around worrying statues and you should actually do the exact opposite.

[heavensententhusiast]

[the-lone-centurian]

I think you're missing a few...

[thekingofspin]

[saint-sebastian-coded]

petition to go back to calling july quintilis

[ancient-rome-au]

2,068 years later and we’re not done cancelling Julius Caesar, huh?

[the-lone-centurian]

No. No we we are not.

[ditdotdashed]

History fans be like: "Yeah that's my scrimblo babygirl blorbo"

And the "babygirl" in question is a decaying, sad, middle aged man who's lived through the horrors of the world.

[the-lone-centurian]

*cough*thedoctor*cough*

[rainbow-femme]

I love the mentality of historical dudes

Can a woman rule a kingdom as queen? Absolutely not, women cannot possibly rule successfully.

Well what if she has a baby that’s technically king and she spends 18 years as regent? Oh well yeah that’s fine, that’s allowed

[pileofmemes]

Goddamn Jerry

[animentality]

[the-lone-centurian]

Speaking as an ancient roman who has lived a lot of life, I was very disappointed. And I was born in this century! Though, to be fair, I was also born way back then so...

[stephengogolev]

since martha was on myspace do you think any of the dw characters were on tumblr

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time-lord-victorious

dni list:

jack harkness

ex-time agents

torchwood workers

fixed points in time

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face-of-boe

i could fix him

#don't listen to ANYTHING my team or martha says. #he wants me sooo bad

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victorian-orphan

why can't we all just be happy :( & have a nice time at the beach :(

#vaguepost #PLEASE... i don't Want to deal with the weed #i want to have a nice time with my friends #victoria.txt

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impossible-girl

hey !!! me and me are gonna be in the Area (Earth) for a bit before we head to gallifrey if anyone wants to meet up before the Raven gets me lol !!!!

#lowkey kinda nervous #but hey! #i have a tardis for a bit now #me is ashildr btw ! she changed names

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fairytale-pond

los campesinos! was so real when they said that it won't get any better but that doesn't mean it's gonna get any worse. aughhh

#raggedy man save me. raggedy man. ra — #who said that #**** from school is driving me bonkers #gonna drop out if this keeps up #<- that's a joke rory #amy's troubles

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hyperpop-2000s

wow these robots that tried to kill us are so me coded.

#stowing away in the weird bowl cut mans ship... #wish me luck! #did you guys catch the new edition of the karkus this week btw... #zoe.txt

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space-pilot

if this little trojan girl doesn't stop referring to us as gods and insisting she's dead i'm gonna cry in front of her until she stops

#same thing if this old man doesn't stop INSULTING me for being tired #this is hell. i HATE it here. getting out as soon as possible. #hi-fi save me

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UNIT-tumblr

if i had a nickel for everytime torchwood got stuck in their base i'd have an absolutely insane amount of nickels. everyone point and laugh.

#official UNIT news

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[torchwoodpropaganda]

This is false propaganda. That has never happened. Not even once.

[19thcenturyfuck]

time lords posting on ao3 be like "sorry the writing style is off in this chapter, i got stabbed and wrote this a couple hours after regenerating"

[the-lone-centurian]

I feel like I'm making charcuterie wrong... it seems to be mainly salami and electric blue celery... um. Why is the celery blue?

[the-lone-centurian]

You know when being a conditionally immortal plastic Roman is a really big part of your life and then the universe reboots and you forget but then your wife remembers her best friend back into existence and also remembers this really big part of your life back into existence and suddenly you're plastic again and you have all the memories of your life except for some kinda repressed stuff around the mid 14th century and you keep alternating between everything being fine and really just trying to process?