The Ragtag Crew

[weareoracle]

[dovescape]

i wish bards weren’t turned into the jokey silly class of thots, for zero reason other than the fact that i cannot comprehend them being able to cast power word kill

[alexithetransformingknight]

They can cast power word kill???

[dovescape]

according to roll20 they can

pompous skinny human man in puffy pants: anyways heres wonderwall [strums lute]

enemy barbarian: [dies instantly]

[princecharmingtobe]

Obviously Power Word Kill is just Vicious Mockery turned up to 11. You insult them so hard they just die on the spot.

[dovescape]

then hecklers at my sold-out fiddle performance of the year better be ready for my dumb face to be the last thing they see before the force of me saying “suck my balls you motherfucker” shatters their skull on impact

[multiclassed]

if your high-level bard doesn’t vaporize at least one person with ‘begone, THOT’ then have they truly been living?

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[kromatikca]

Me, the bard, using healing word: he wants to dance like uma thurman, bury me ‘til I confess,,,,

The Dragonborn paladin: Yes,,,I do want to dance like Uma Thurman,,,,

[dungeondelvers]

When the DM rolls damage dice and their eyes widen at you.

[badjokesbyjeff]

How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them. Never split the party.

[dungeondelvers]

It creeks and moans when opened.

Rogue - Attempting to unlock an ornate chest Rogue: “Why are these lock-picks moist?” Mimic: “Harder Daddy…” Rogue: … Party:

[elijah-beth]

Nonbinary Bard

“What are you”

“A Bard”

"No, what’s your sex?”

"Usually loud and involving costumes.”

"Wha-No what’s between your legs?”

"Bongo drums”

[lotrreactionmemes]

When everyone has gotten to level 20 but the group is made up entirely of bards

[thebeezcnys]

4 cars pull up to a 4 way stop at the same time.

*Booming voice from above*: roll initiative

[weird-nerd-quotes]

Before you go flirting with every npc you find, please remember that I, your brother, have to play every last one of them.

A very uncomfortable DM (via weird-nerd-quotes)

[thelastinspector]

We all know that one person…

[the-lost-and-surrounded]

Byron

[itsdndtime]

[plusthreeshortsword]

[henryscavills]

[siderealsandman]

This is what a nat 20 on an intimidation check looks like

[gburanddragons]

These

Tables

Are

So

Freakin

GOOD!

Shoutout to Lady Tiefling for being kickass.

[prokopetz]

Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

[spinach-productions]

Picking up litter and helping direct traffic

[maplehoofs]

SMOKEY THE BEAR

[nudityandnerdery]

“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”