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If NASA had the US military’s budget

America is spending way to much fucking money on the military. That shit stupid. $600 billion military budget - WTF?!! Chill!

thequantumqueer

If the US military had NASA’s budget

maodraws

This is a bit of a goof I drew at the office today! It’s the famous “It’s just like Dark Souls” meme.

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Experiment.

I’m going to wear the “dead anime mom” hairstyle tomorrow and see if anything happens. If something unfortunate is to happen, it has been an honor to serve you all. Thank you.

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BRING IT ON, WORLD!

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I just almost fell down from the top of the stairs. ABORT MISSION. I repeat, ABORT MISSION.

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DO YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND I ALMOST DIED?!

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Good to know you all are enjoying my near death experience.

neotheresa

Is still cannot believe. This is it. This is my legacy.

teathattast

🌍🌎🌏

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This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

amynchan

It’s so strangely satisfying?

kuma-kami

Visit Original Link

snowdaysforever

DELETE THIS POST

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

froborr

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

zero1infinity

tsukiyamas

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

diggly

no one tell him

analyticalsenshi

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

toomanyfandomstocountcx

The ides of March have come

devildaisies

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

devildaisies

hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi

babyanimalgifs

FINALLY

disgustinganimals

I’m done. Just fuck me up.

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i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

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update: there is more cake than i imagined.

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i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

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never do this again

animatedamerican

The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.

But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions. Because it’s your cake. Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away. Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more. Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.

Own your cake. Cake responsibly.

kitschdemotic

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