Meme Team

21/no idea what’s going on I reblogged almost all of my content ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

[terminalmontageyt]

Here’s a Megaman X doodle :v I gotta get around to doing Something About the Blue Bomber eventually.

[the-meesen-man]

Click here to support Friend's Registration Fee and Penalty organized by Danielle White

Danielle White Friend's Registration Fee and Penalty I want this GoFundMe to be a surprise Christmas present for my close friend since middl

Here’s the story: my buddy Arielle recently moved into her new apartment and brought her dog, Louis, whom she’s had for about a year now. As of December 16, she got fined $500 for not registered the dog and also has to pay $200 to register him for a grand total of $700, not including rent and bills. She’s currently a college student at a local university and works at a deli. She’s a hard worker and is one of the kindest persons you’ll meet in the south. All I want to do is return the favor.

I’m asking for help from ANYBODY who can spare a dollar or spare a reblog for her. I want this to be a Christmas surprise for her since she’s done so much for me ever since we became friends 8 years ago. She’s been dreaming of having a family & friend dinner and with your help, we can make it happen! If you have the time, please reblog and share with your friends so that I can hopefully make Arielle’s dream come true!

[the-meesen-man]

Click here to support Friend's Registration Fee and Penalty organized by Danielle White

Danielle White Friend's Registration Fee and Penalty I want this GoFundMe to be a surprise Christmas present for my close friend since middl

Here’s the story: my buddy Arielle recently moved into her new apartment and brought her dog, Louis, whom she’s had for about a year now. As of December 16, she got fined $500 for not registered the dog and also has to pay $200 to register him for a grand total of $700, not including rent and bills. She’s currently a college student at a local university and works at a deli. She’s a hard worker and is one of the kindest persons you’ll meet in the south. All I want to do is return the favor.

I’m asking for help from ANYBODY who can spare a dollar or spare a reblog for her. I want this to be a Christmas surprise for her since she’s done so much for me ever since we became friends 8 years ago. She’s been dreaming of having a family & friend dinner and with your help, we can make it happen! If you have the time, please reblog and share with your friends so that I can hopefully make Arielle’s dream come true!

[dniudsnf]

steps to be cute:

you are already cute!

yes, you reading this!

it would be nice to remind others they are too!

[totheend-oftheuniverse-blog]

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

[askr-deactivated20230503]

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

[directordanic]

More, please.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.

A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.

There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.

An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.

A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.

[smileslikeparentheses]

A typo walks into a bra

[the-meesen-man]

I haven’t been here in a hot minute... WHATS UP HOES??

[the-meesen-man]

Long time no see bro’s

[everydaylouie]

cursed boy

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[depsidase]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[skypig357]

Lmao

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

modern art

[cuentosallaround]

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

[etica]

[eggplont]

“you were right”

[marisatomay]

galactic meme culture in star wars

bottoms up and the sith lord laughs

[marisatomay]

chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏

[theforcevevo]

Dicks out for han solo

[hashtagloveloses]

the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster

[marisatomay]

DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏

[modwyr]

order 66: executed

the jedi: dead

dicks: out

[hashtagloveloses]

THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY

[hashtagloveloses]

“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” - @realSheevSPalpatine

[marisatomay]

[hashtagloveloses]

All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us

[hashtagloveloses]

want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.

[hashtagloveloses]

[marisatomay]

Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time

[binarysunset-deactivated2019010]

if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.

[gokissthewookie]

does Luke Skywalker is gay?

[jedimasteramell]

Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?

Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.

Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-

[women-inthe-sequel]

midichlorians are the power house of the jedi

[marisatomay]

Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers

They crave that mineral

[patrickat]

You wouldn’t download a Death Star.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

what’s better than this, guys being bounty hunters 

[ahsoka]

Hello dark side my old friend

[calamitaswrath]

@fabledtactician

[allodiscourse]

anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase

[danisontnonfire]

Why were we all so extra

[bmwiid]

Internalised misogyny

[soft-sapphiic]

U know when you compliment a girl and she’s not expecting it and her face lights up and she gets really excited?? it makes me Gay

[bitchsides]

one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dick…. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomach….. if they found me dead with semen in my stomach my mom would kill herself just so she could meet me in hell and beat my ass

[hellnhonor]

ok but what about dying while someone is sucking your dick ? It REALLY happened to a fucking PRESIDENT OF FRANCE, Felix FAURE (1841 - 1899) 

this fucker here

had a fucking attack while his mistress (it wasn’t his fucking wife imagine the scandal) was giving him surely the best blowjob he ever experienced and he died when he reached orgasm

His Mistress Marguerite Stenheil was soon after given a nickname who was also a pun “pompe funèbre” which usually mean mortician I think, but can be understood here as “mortal vacuum” okay I’ll never get over this fact I’m always fucking pissing myself 

google the shit if you don’t believe me

how do I know this ? oh freaking simple I just happen to share the same fucking surname as this classy dude

yeah

[einsteinsroses-blog]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST EDUCATIONAL AND HILARIOUS POST I’VE READ

[kimpissable]

RIP iconic vines like these