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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Show & Tell
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Today's Document
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Love Begins
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@the-official-canada
To consider Europe a single being is the worst you could do. Everybody hates everybody. The British hate immigrants, Germans hate Italians, Italians hate the French and other Italians, the French hate everyone else
In conclusion
but i love everyone.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Who stole my Fan Fiction!?!?
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
The bullet wouldn't make it past earths atmosphere, assuming that it managed to make it to earth at all.
im sorry but i only listen to real music
Only B.C. kids remember this
why would only British Columbia kids remember this?
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour.
som fun in the meantime
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?
Happy Canada Day
Canadians scare me a little more every day.
This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT
I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO
This is actually what happens on Canada Day every year Canadians transform at the height of noon and shed their former skin and represent the True Maple Leaf of Canada. It lasts either for an hour or the rest of the day.
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Canada gets silver:
ok but it’s canada
we're happy regardless.
other kids: steal food out of your fridge
officialunitedstates: steals your fridge
the official canada: can we please borrow your fridge, we'll bring it back with more food in it. we promise.
FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
this is a giraffe
it's a moose.
do you think they call it the white house because it’s painted white
was that before or after we burnt it down?
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
i second that
alternate universe where everything is the same
you mean this universe?
Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever
get with the program! I am ready.
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
REINDEERS
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
pasta
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice
I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.
ＴＨＥＲＥ ＷＩＬＬ ＢＥ ＢＬＯＯＤ
Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.
The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.
Candles are literally the best thing ever invented.
I thought this said Canadians instead of candles….
Canadians are just as cool as candles.
on behalf of all canadians we thank you for saying so.
