Griffonage

29 year old male. Science, tea , and knitting enthusiast. my blog is funny stuff, things I like, occasional rants about my personal life. Loneliness is my old friend who comes to visit now and then.

[maykitz]

[parakeet]

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do you guys fuck with my cool sword

[oceanic4life]

I fucking love ac

[junglejim4322]

A couple weeks ago my boyfriend (habitual sleeptalker) said in his sleep “thats crazyyyyyy” and I said “what’s crazy?” And he said “that you didn’t know that” and then turned over and did not elaborate. And I can’t stop thinking about it what didnt I know..

[90skid-com]

She was hooting and hollering down in that studio

[elnerdo19v2]

Leave her alone!!!!!

[blanketfortarchitect]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[sailatina3]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[dogpuppy]

[digitalmyyth]

pinterest simulator

[anxietyproblem]

[dogpuppy]

[rydengg]

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

[angerydome]

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

[solo-wing-alex]

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[mizuthe-cat]

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[ophilosoraptoro]

You're not wrong