okie dokie

My name is *cash machine noise* , I'm from *loud car horn* . I'm actually a set of cats balancing on top of eachother.

[scrumpyfan43]

French juggler's breakfast

[moleshow]

[sacred-portal]

[my-dailydreams]

[stealthetrees]

Hey. Why the FUCK does that mean.

[regicidal-defenestration]

[natequarter]

[ID: 1. A tweet with a screenshot of a text message attached. The message reads, "Hey, what do mummies do when they catch you? Like, a zombie eats your brain, a vampire drinks your blood, what does a mummy do? Doctor they just beat you up". The tweet reads, "socratic questions". 2. Tags reading, "#well according to 70s Doctor Who serial the Pyramids of Mars they work in pairs to crush you to death with their tits". /end ID]

[anexperimentallife]

[suriel]

this reply in the comments tho

[thatdisasterauthor]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[podencos]

This tweet snaps against my mind like a rubber band whenever I start idling a little too long in the land of my frivolous doldrums… it’s my version of that Jemima Kirke “you all think about yourselves too much” screenshot

[malibuklaus]

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[echossecondblog]

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

[haystarlight]

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

[crazy-pages]

Help Von Recover From Top Surgery, organized by Von Morris

Hello! My name is Von. I am a trans dude out in Brooklyn and I finally have a top surger… Von Morris needs your support for Help Von Recove

Putting the link in the post.

[local-gun-witch]

[somesortofabstractcat]

My favourite wtnv quote🌑

[thememedaddy]

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[ayeforscotland]

A 74 year old woman has been arrested after she deliberately breached the buffer zone rules in place in Glasgow.

I’m going to say it now, but the American right is absolutely primed to pounce on this so prepare for some boring as fuck discourse while they cry about the police state arresting grannies.

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[emilyscartoons]

Nuns prints now in my shop :) http://www.emilyscartoons.myshopify.com

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[woodmeat]

apparently i have a movie out…