Hi! I'm J. This is my side writing account for all things video game related.
💀 Adult!
💀 Any pronouns!
💀 I don't do character x character, strictly a reader insert blog for my fellow thirsty individuals
💀 Weirdos pedos LGBT-phobes and other assholes DNFUCKINGI. Pro/Com/shippers are not welcome
Requests are open for oneshots and HC lists! Rules under the cut!
RULES
💀 x Readers only
💀 I stick to an AFAB reader with neutral pronouns if gender is not specified in the request
💀 SFW & NSFW are both accepted, same for most kinks and AUs! I will only write spicy content for adult characters though
💀 RAPE, INCEST, AND PEDOPHILIA IS AN ABSOLUTE NO, GTFOH
💀 I'm not comfortable writing for darker or angstier themes such as self harm or substance abuse
💀 If you're reading this it's probably because you found me in the video game tags, fandoms specified in tags are ones I've personally played, but I'm down for testing out other fandoms!
💀 ^ that being said, I don't believe I'll write for Genshin or similar media just yet, maybe in the future
💀 And of course, please be nice while requesting :) oneshots may take a while, but I always strive to make people happy with my work! 🫶
Hellooo lovely people! Sorry to keep you waiting, literally all year, but I'm back! I had a lot of fun with these because I've been in such a big Maji' mood <3 hope y'all enjoy!
Romantic Majima HCs ♡
WARNINGS/NOTES: NSFW under the cut, gender neutral reader w AFAB anatomy, Y1+ Maji' in mind but some hcs can still work for Y0 :3
REQUEST STATUS: Open!
REQUESTS LEFT: 3!
SFW
• Loves claw games, will win everything in the machine for you if you ask. On second thought, Majima would do ANYTHING for you if you asked
• Doesn't matter how long you've been together, Majima will always be flirting with you. He'll always finding something about you to compliment and makes extra sure that you know you're loved by him <3
• Plans the most sporadic dates. Always jumping the question when you least expect it. He found this neat looking sushi place a couple blocks from your place, what about dinner at 8? Tonight? Of course, tonight! He saw some kids eating some ice cream just now and it sounded perfect! You're not busy, right? Let's go!
• If you've got a job with the public, you know he's skipping out on his duties to come visit you. You work in retail, he's holding up the line to flirt and swoon over you. Your boss hates him
• He can't let anyone know that he's the biggest sap over his s/o. You've got him wrapped around your finger, Majima isn't sure if he enjoys it or not.
• Favorite moments are early in the morning, when you both first wake up. It's so domestic. Loves getting to cook breakfast with you, holding you close from behind and smooching you up <3 his kisses taste like coffee
• Plays into the "Mad Dog" nickname a lot, calling himself your "guard dog" and being positively feral and the slightest bit protective over you.
• Loves to bite. Anywhere. He'll leave marks, and end up maybe getting punished because he left a big ass hickey where clothes don't cover it
• Loves loves LOVES to cuddle. His favorite place to rest his head is your chest. Or your thighs, he ain't picky. He could cuddle you all day if you'd let him, especially after a bad day at work. Your fingers in his hair is an absolute dream
• Sings in the shower
• Has a notebook of important dates that he always keeps on him, so he doesn't forget them! Some dates include your birthday, and your anniversary of course!
• Turns into a big baby when allergies kick in. Now he's got you around, he begs you to take care of him. Let him bundle up in your bed, feed him some warm soup, massage his jaw when it starts to ache, won't you? You just love him so much, right~?
NSFW
• Okayyyyy.... Maybe it's a little indulgent... But he'd be so down to try pet play. Probably prefers calling you his little kitty/puppy, but it feels pretty damn good the other way around, too
• As much as it hurts to say. Look at him. I don't remember seeing a spec of hair on him, minus the facial hair. That mf waxes. Brazilian. And if I am misremembering... It just feels in character, ok
• Loves to see you dress up. Loves to see anyone in a suit or dress, if it's a special occasion he will find some place to drag you to so he can show you one hell of a time. Oh, the risk of getting caught? Just adds to the thrill, doesn't it?
• Switchhhh. Through and through. Can be a big bully, or he can be a big ole masochist. Loves pleasing, loves being pleased. Majima in the bedroom is very 50/50, everyone is happy
• Fav place to cum is. Anywhere on you. Ass, stomach, face. Will he clean it up... Probably. If you tell him to.
• LISTEN.... He's down for some freaky stuff... If you tell him to lick it up, he just might. He's always been pretty unpredictable, hasn't he?
• Loves rough sex. Nothing better. However he does have his softer spells. Will go easy on you if you ask. But you better beg, he loves listening to that sweet, sweet voice of yours
• All of my faves have voice kinks. Because I said so. Solidarity k 🤝
• Like mentioned he can get pretty cuddly afterwards, but he can still take care of you if you're wiped out. Just get ready for some hugs and a whole lot of smooching
• Okay. Crossdressing. Are you surprised. Making him wear dresses, making you wear something you normally don't.. just something about it
• ALSO. ROLE 👏 PLAY 👏 HE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCK YOU HARD AS THE HANNYA MAN. AS A POLICE OFFICER. GOROMI... WHOEVER. OK
General relationship hcs for Goro Majima and/or Guzma ?? :) could be either one or both in seperate posts, I don't mind ^^
(Also, maybe a mix of sfw & nsfw ? If possible <3)
Decided to choose Guzma for this post, be on the look out for Majima's post on my acct! (Posting at the same time)
Romantic Guzma HCs ♡
NOTES/WARNINGS: NSFW under the cut, gender neutral reader w AFAB anatomy,
REQUEST STATUS: Open!
REQUESTS LEFT: 2!
• Despite his tough guy attitude, Guzma is secretly a big ole softie. He doesn't like anyone except you seeing that side of him. He's a sucker for bear hugs, and suffocation in his chest + broken ribs can be a possibility w him
• Secret romantic at heart, but his sense of romanticism is a little different from the norm
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• Loooves back massages. He may complain if you ask for one, but he'll do it for you ofc. Everytime you touch his back it sounds like bang-snaps
• Post game(s) he takes up gardening, Plumeria said it would help with his anger issues. She was kind of right? The flowers bring bug types to his house so he isn't complaining
• Speaking of, while Whimpod/Golisopod is his buddy, he's got a soft spot for Grubin and Cutiefly. His first experience with Snom was almost biblical
• Suffers from insomnia, lots of late nights, lots of warm milk. He'd really appreciate it if you decided to stay up with him, even if he acts otherwise <3 he wants you to get your full 8 hours
• Very rarely talks about his feelings, but when he does it's a sure fire sign that he trusts you completely. He works better as a shoulder to lean on, tbh. He isn't good with his words, but he's a good ear to vent to. He'll suggest if you wanna go out and throw rocks at old buildings or something
• Prefers sweet malasadas
• Totaaalll family man. The grunts and Plumeria are all like family to him, and he does his best to take care of them (plus you). He loves kids, always has candy in his pockets, and really just acts like the fun uncle. If a child asks he WILL throw hands with them. Wether or not he'll take it easy on them is another question
NSFW
• Speaking of kids 👀👀
• Yes he'll definitely prefer to have a few. Or if you're unable to have kids or just plain don't want them, he understands. He plain just enjoys the motions of it.
• High-key a switch, and loves to bottom. But he's sooo fucking bratty, and the biggest pillow prince
• Praise, giving or receiving. He laps that stuff up, and when he's spitting praises there's a lot of cursing thrown in there.
• He can top too... he can be a mix of a mean dom or a soft one, depends on his mood.
• He loves soft sex, though. Getting to curl up around you, hold you close, whispering about how hot you are.... ♡
• Very vocal, on top or bottom. Like I mentioned, very bratty when he's got his legs in the air, but when it's you his plowing into, he's swearing like a sailor, buttering you up talking about how much he just loooves you
• Craazy head game, loves giving.
• Pain play is a toss up, he isn't too hardcore, but he'll slap you or throw you around. Like I'll give it to my man he is a little kinky but he prefers to keep the pain out of it, for the most part.
• Lovess being on the receiving end of aftercare, not the best at giving it. He'd prefer for you to just snuggle up into his arm so you can both fall asleep. Sex really helps him conk out so he enjoys finishing every night with a little woo-hoo >:3
• Fuck it. I'm throwing away my morals. He's packing. I know it. Big dick energy. You see him slouching? You know why
Hi! How are you doing? I hope I'm not late for the hc request um can you do a hc of leon from pokemon dating a reader with psychic powers?
I'm doing just dandy! Thank you for asking! Sorry for the length of these, I wasn't sure how to continue! </3
This is perfectly timed because I just finished season two of Mob Psycho LMAO
Leon w/ a psychic spouse ♡
WARNINGS/NOTES: Nothing but fluff! Gender neutral reader
REQUEST STATUS: Open!
• It will take some convincing for Leon to believe that you're telling the truth. Anything you do, he's sure you're just using pokemon to try and trick him!
• "Nice try, Y/n, but I'm pretty sure I see that Elgyem hiding behind your back!"
• He's so hard headed... you don't even own an Elgyem! He's just making stuff up at this point.
• After the sixth time of correctly guessing what he wanted for dinner, he was starting to believe you...
• He'll have you doing all types of party tricks; the spoon bending, throwing stuff in the air for you to catch, he loves it all!
• Watching you at work makes him act so giddy. Sure, there are psychic pokemon, but a psychic human? That's so much cooler!
• Likes to play mind games, with you reading his thoughts to find answers for his questions. Sometimes he tries this one you, too. But it doesn't go as well.
• Almost always thinking sweet things to see if he can make you blush without saying a thing! At any time of the day you'll hear him thinking of his hundredth "I love you" and all his cheesy pet names for his sweety pie
• Will make you herbal tea for when you over use your powers and get headaches <3
Can I have some SFW/NSFW headcanons for N? He needs more love!!!
Indeed he does!
Yay my first request here! Hope I don't disappoint! I'll admit it's been a second since I've played any of the B/W games so sorry if these don't feel in character! <3
Romantic N HCs ♡
NOTES/WARNINGS: NSFW under the cut, gender neutral reader but mention of femdom below
REQUEST STATUS: OPEN!
SFW
• N's favorite way of showing his love for you is through domestic activities. He loves to give you soft massages when your body aches, cooking you delicious food, acting as a shoulder to lean on and is always there for you when you need to vent out your problems
• I don't interact much with the pokemon fandom. Is it an accepted headcanon that he's vegan? Or at the least a vegetarian. That being said, he's one mean cook
• Not very into PDA, but when you're in private together he can't keep his hands off of you ♡ he loves to hold your hand, comparing the feeling between both of them, maybe the size difference between you and him
• N loves when you sit in his lap, it gives him the perfect opportunity to hold you close. Just being in your presence helps him destress from work
• Doesn't sing, but he loves to hum sweet tunes for you and his pokemon. He does this almost every night as you go to bed
• Takes very good care of all pokemon!! He loves them all, of course! Even the wild Pokemon outside your house, he makes sure they're all healthy and clean. One of his favorite pastimes is giving his pokemon baths
• Enjoys puzzle games and most things similarly, has a small collection of different rubix cubes and a shelf for puzzle boxes.
• Picnic dates at least once a week are a must. Along with getting able to pack up some good snacks and food, N loves hiking through nature to find the perfect setup.
• If he's busy with work outside of the house he'll persuade any bird pokemon willing to listen to send you little love notes he makes. Sometimes it's heartfelt poems or stories and other times it's just notes with sweet little "I love you <3"s
• He isn't too adventurous, and refuses to do anything outside of your house. Even your LIVING ROOM is pushing it. He's so paranoid of getting caught in action
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• Although... if you're feeling frisky and decide to send him a risque video while he's at work... he'd positively melt
• Def has a voice kink. Don't be afraid to make some noise! He definitely works on the receiving end, too. While he doesn't speak a lot, his moans and grunts are to die for
• Service top. N loves nothing more than to please his s/o in bed.
• Relatively vanilla, but willing to try most things
• Cock warming is a MUST
• Aftercare cuddles are a MUST. He's so scrawny and exhausted he needs someone to warm him up. His favorite way to end the night is asleep, either with you in his arms for vice versa.
• While N prefers to be the dominant one in the relationship.... Dare I add on... possible femdom kink? Nothing too brash... but a strong woman is definitely a plus in his book. Heck, any dominant significant other is the Combee's knees for all he cares
Thank you for requesting! Sorry these took so long, but I hope you enjoy!
Trainers of Rotomblr, and hence, the world! Listen to the cries of your Pokémon! They do not belong imprisoned in pokéballs, but free and thriving, separate from the labor humans force upon them! Hear me, and free your Pokémon!
