mediocre content for mediocre amusment

[degeneracygenerator]

this is the post of all time to me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[void-returns-squared]

[girlballs]

Appropriate way for girls feel about firing a mounted heavy machine gun. This is the ideal girl activity

[were--ralph]

Post the most recent gif you have with no context

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

mr were--ralph i think we all know the context as to why you saved that gif

[were--ralph]

You dont know me

[transjinako]

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[tracing-spyder-webs-deactivated]

[gif87a-com]

[homosexualontheloose]

[sunshine-tattoo]

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa

[acerby]

Jörmungandr is trying to catch a plane they are late for ragnarok

[jacebeleren]

my mutuals hate mail game is insane

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[maze-on-jars]

[kiralamouse]

Have a dog to eat the homework, have a cat to kill the alarm.

[thickness-protection-program]

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

[lorkhanagendaposting]

"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

[railroadreverie]

every time i see a picture of a coyote i am immediately like "omg my friend Cable Ties!"

[railroadreverie]

My friend Cable Ties

[kikmessenger]

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays

[relelvance]

Let's all block op

[kikmessenger]

You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays