count yourself lucky

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[odi-arti]

"By your side, I would willingly storm the gates of the Dark City itself. Do not doubt it."

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[doctors-star]

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

[doctors-star]

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

[doctors-star]

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

[maculategiraffe]

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

[br-amblinghostcat]

if gods are kept alive by their followers then NASA is single-handedly the caretaker of SO MANY GODS

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

i am thinking abt this sooo muchh

[liasangria]

old friends senior god sanctuary

[pollydoodles]

Dun Manifestin’

[mirroir]

The Kelpie Pond✨️ Jaimie Whitbread

[1anonyymous1]

nobody is coming to save you. get up

[springsteens]

[memewhore]

[runcibility]

That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually. Legally, that cat's name should be Reacher Gilt.

[runcibility]

Apparently this comment got screenshotted, escaped containment, and made its way back to the owner of the cat who found me.

Hew name is Lucy, she is well-loved, and she just looks like that all the time:

[blizzardofjj]

12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines

[ginnabelle]

Incredible! Gives me hope that there could be peace on earth

[heygingergirl]

Serious goosebumps

[fiddleabout]

#okay when they all got loud i choked up#i am not immune to the harmony of the masses

[icpe]

Dragon AGE 2

[spiderweb-bf]

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

[45percenterthen]

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

[inkeyjay]

I am the REGRET of a GOD, YOU-

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[ra-mt-deactivated20240213]

these are all the same exact color . what

[bogleech]

I got a perfect score and very very few people did in the notes so you’re telling me when I ANGUISH over picking exactly the ideal color nobody can tell?! Because even between those four examples right here I’d probably spend several minutes adjusting my art until it’s precisely the one I want (the third one is my favorite)

[roycohn]

literally amy dunne's entire problem was that she didn't have enough enrichment in her enclosure. and that was ON NICK.

[roycohn]

like maybe if you are married to an apex predator do not make her move to missouri bro