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Not today Justin
Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
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shark vs the universe
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@the-quiet-drifter
Hey y’all I have an announcement! My web app that I’ve been working on, Afro Index, is now live! It’s a visual reference library of Black hairstyles, for artist, animators, writers, and anyone who wants to learn more about them!
Check it out at afroindex.org! 💛✨
A reference library for Black hairstyles with accurate naming, structured filtering, and curated reference images.
oh ok
“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry
Behold! The printing titty!
I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.
(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)
disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra
*chef's kiss* but also oh god her poor back
vampires do have to be one of the best things that humans ever collectively came up with. great job with that one, everybody.
patron saints of one-way trips.
the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜
eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf
i bet a HUGE number of vampire hunters would develop obsessive compulsive symptoms around the possibility of being a vampire. carrying around a little compact mirror so they can compulsively check for a reflection. saying DON’T INVITE ME IN to anyone who opens a door for them, and if they forget they have to walk out and tell the person to revoke the invitation. spending hours after counting anything obsessively wondering if they did it compulsively you get the picture
I. . . Ah kinda feel there'd be a few obvious signs that they'd been turned tho
idk what to tell you except that ocd is intrinsically illogical. i have a whole routine between starting my car and putting it in gear to ensure that i didn’t unknowingly break into and hotwire someone else’s car. this post was inspired by me becoming convinced i had covid because i “felt like i might have needed to cough a few hours ago.” a lack of real evidence means nothing to a brain that has already decided it’s in danger
Yeah, as someone with anxiety everything here makes perfect sense. I sometimes worry I might have a warrant out for my arrest for a crime I didn't even know I committed. Maybe I murdered someone. How would I know???
Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”
Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops
I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were.
👆Really really good article by the way. Feels like a good piece to show to folks you know who are still on the fence about things like police or prison abolition. Plus the pseudonym the author uses is hysterical, and he's really quite a good writer.
extremely good article, please read it. at the very least read the "how to be a bastard" section, it outlines a lot of the ways cops will try to trick you
baking with my mama
Baking with my mama 🍞🥖🥐
hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever
Mad about politics again
i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!
She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn't know what was going on you wouldn't have caught it. 10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans
she straight up villain laughed!
Hey, y'all! I made these today! I release them into the world to support the cause! They're sized for 8.5x11 printer paper. Take 'em. Print 'em. Post 'em EVERYWHERE.
