Let's Make Some Science

The real blog of Aperture Science. (Idk if I need this or not but I am not *actually* Aperture)

[mrtobenamedlater]

Did Spock ever secret-marry Christine Chapel later in life? They’re both alive & available after ST6 The Undiscovered Country.

Yes! Spock wifed her up after decades of dancing around the issue. Good man!

No! She was just his “wham bam thank you ma’am” once every 7 years pon Farr.

Heresy! He didn’t wife her up! she husbanded the hell outta him!

Voting ended onJul 13, 2024

Bonus: we get this thing to 1,000 participants or more before the end of the 7 days and I’ll write the fanfic depicting the result of the poll.

@authortobenamedlater @evangeliamerryll help me get this thing out there. For the fiction!

@enigma-absolute @thefinaljediknight @screwtornadowarningsimsouthern @mrgartist since this has a “get me to X numbers and I’ll write stuff” challenge I’ll even invoke Rogue Squadron even though it’s Star Trek. Remember, the rule is 1,000 or more voting participants so spam punching reblog ain’t enough!

[endykelopaedia]

can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away

[endykelopaedia]

holding you to this

[attacus-atlas-the-moth]

fine.

dashcon cake

ball pit cake

happy birthday dashcon cake

Voting ended onJul 13, 2024

@most-sane-hoyo-player @squishy-spear @i-mochi-i @big-mayo-official @kpotsandpansydrop help me decide

@zaegreus @non-tyrannical-usa @shakespeare-official-reblogs i heard you two have a list

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

GET THEM TO 1OK AND ALSO A BALL PIT CAKE.

Also, I don't have a list at the ready, but I'll see what I can do... @realsafari @the-gimmick-simp @real-antonio-vivaldi im counting on yall <3

[real-antonio-vivaldi]

*rummaging to find the list*

@rene-descartes-official @firehouse-subs-fr @bingle-official @google-news-official @officialtinder

@its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @oscar-wilde-official-account @realgoogleclassroom @unfortunate-wattpad

@i-bless-your-heart @the-real-gmail @the-real-google @the-real-twitter-bird @the-official-pepsi

@the-official-real-coca-cola @actual-aspec-military @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @big-mayo-official @buildabearfr

@big-daddy-pharma @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-real-illinois @non-tyrannical-usa @burger-king-unofficial

@im-pandora-i-promise @totally-amazon @yes-im-youtube-kids @walmart-the-official @google-searchhistory-official

@totallytesco @pizza-hut-official @yep-definitely-savers @yahooo-official @same-image-of-hr8799e-every-day

@truly-jcjenson @the-red-planet-mars @the-lovely-planet-earth @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @nasa-real

@the-real-ipsy @the-real-chipotle @real-starbucks @unofficial-copilot @definitely-tiktok-trust

@definitely-britain @gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail @antarcitica-official @india-official

@gibbish-anon-from-gell @realsafari @post-uwuifer @denmark-forreal @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday

@the-tumblur-searchbar @the-us-navy-offical @the-official-publix @the-official-apple

@the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-actual-real-android @the-real-aperture-science @the-real-victorias-secret @the-real-ecosia

@the-real-firefox @actual-long-john-silvers @acually-history @actually-aldi

@fr-winn-dixie @totally-scjohnson @totally-peacock-i-swear @totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese @life360-i-swear

@undeniably-chevron @speedway-official-unofficial @speedron @unofficial-trader-joes @the-tumblur-searchbar

@official-chai @totally-bing @reallytimhortons @real-dominos @real-pollo-campero

@real-sephora @definitely-bravo @definitely-hulu @definitely-peacock @gimmick-thief

@gimmick-remover @gimmick-blog-detector @gimmick-mimic @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @johnsholtodouglas

@actual-transgender-navy @aroace-evils @aroace-marine-general @aromantic-detective @aro-sp-ace-force

@demi-demolitions @electio-aroace-navy @genderfluid-marine-corp @nonbinary-coastguard @obviously-enby-airforce

@omni-spaceforce @pansexual-spaceforce @bisexual-navy @queer-military-authorities @real-omnisexual-military

@the-aplatonic-cavalry @the-aroace-prophet @transcoastguard @bisexual-airforce @demiboy-army

[catkins-quirks]

to everyone who is considering self harm right now, especially for the first time, I am asking you with everything in my heart to not do so, and I am praying for you. please don't hurt yourself. please reach out to someone you trust. take care of yourself.

[angeltreasure-deactivated202505]

Counseling and Prevention Resources

Are you having a tough time? If you are struggling with an eating disorder, depression, self-harm, suicidal thoughts, or just need to talk t

988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

[catkins-quirks]

to everyone who is considering self harm right now, especially for the first time, I am asking you with everything in my heart to not do so, and I am praying for you. please don't hurt yourself. please reach out to someone you trust. take care of yourself.

[angeltreasure-deactivated202505]

Counseling and Prevention Resources

Are you having a tough time? If you are struggling with an eating disorder, depression, self-harm, suicidal thoughts, or just need to talk t

988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

[catkins-quirks]

to everyone who is considering self harm right now, especially for the first time, I am asking you with everything in my heart to not do so, and I am praying for you. please don't hurt yourself. please reach out to someone you trust. take care of yourself.

[angeltreasure-deactivated202505]

Counseling and Prevention Resources

Are you having a tough time? If you are struggling with an eating disorder, depression, self-harm, suicidal thoughts, or just need to talk t

988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

[new-york-for-real]

rb if you are a gimmick so I may follow you

[official-microsoftedge]

Gimmick blogs are just glorified roleplay blogs

[100percent-shell-oil]

Trying to find someone in the gimmickverse who isn’t related to me challenge (Impossible)

[its-target-official]

yo

[totally-official-yahoo]

Hiiii!!

[the-real-aperture-science]

'sup

[precariouswizardry]

[wheatley-labs-official]

*beatiful chorus of turrets comess on* *still alive starts playing*

[amaraqwolf]

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

[amaraqwolf]

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

eat breakfast

go to bed

get out of bed

take a shower

write

practice

watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it

retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

[andythecarpathian]

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

[emberslimehunts]

Hey Me (yes, you too): you’ve probably got homework or some project you need to be working on! Go do that! I know it sucks & is hard sometimes to make your body Do The Thing That Needs To Get Done. But you’ll feel better about it in the end. You’re gonna feel terrible about that assignment being overdue, especially if your teachers keep hounding you for it. It might take a while, but that personal project you’ve been putting off working on for a long time now will give you dopamine eventually. You’re doing great already, I promise.

[zooophagous]

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[joshgrobanscock]

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

[letsoulswander]

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

[cephalopodvictorious]

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[allegedly-human]

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

this dog will be:

nose

ears

legs

tail

heart

lungs

eyes

pelvis

behavioural issues

teeth

spine

tongue

Voting ended onApr 20, 2024

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

[gl1tt3r-gvts]

Mk so I know there’s along time between now and Halloween and I may be going through a Lorax phase but

IF THIS POST GETS 10K NOTES BY HALLOWEEN I WILL GO AS THE LORAX

Have fun

[glados-aperture]

i will put you in the microwave, glados

When will you people learn, I am

NOT A FUCKING POTATO

[benrybenrybenrybenrybenryb]

i don't think you're a potato i just want to put you in the microwave. yk. like you do with your pet fork. for it to spark and go kaboom.

[glados-aperture]

I am too big to be put in a microwave. Unless you plan on creating a microwave big enough to fit the entirety of Aperture Laboratories.

[benrybenrybenrybenrybenryb]

put the laboratories in the microwave 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[glados-aperture]

That would actually be an interesting experiment...

@dr-james-wright, do we have the money for a giant microwave?

[dr-james-wright]

uhhh. we can get the money for a giant microwave.

[wheatley-labs-official]

Um how so?

[dr-james-wright]

theft. from black mesa.

[foxgirl87]

Oooo! Can I kill people while we steal from them? I have some… unfinished business concerning that Benrey fellow

[dr-james-wright]

I mean, I won't stop you. he might not be able to die though, so keep that in mind.

[wheatley-labs-official]

Oh bastards above. Not praying for him. Actually screw that praying against benrey rn

[daredevil-real]

[the-real-aperture-science]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE MENTION OF THIEVING

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[lavendertears]

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

[lixorloveslicorice]

have this my friends

[offbrand-hunger-games]

Bloodbath, Game #3

@official-fedex kills @fivepebbles with their own weapon.

@cloud-of-corvids stays at the cornucopia for resources.

@benreyfaggot sets @school-district on fire with a molotov.

@fizzythefrog and @thetempted fight for a bag. @fizzythefrog gives up and retreats

@hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr shoots an arrow into @gloriousvermin’s head.

@a-purple-anon and @actually-aldi threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die

@ladeedade strangles @thegreatgeodo with a rope.

@barnes-and-noble-official stabs @meatybunger in the back with a trident

@infinitrix severely slices @caim-the-demonic-angel with a sword

@cvs-pharmacy-real retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia

@whisper-the-human snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag

@same-pic-of-the-stars-everyday grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia

@michelle4eve clutches a first aid kit and runs away

@realgeometrydash and @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple fight for a bag. @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple gives up and retreats (NOW THEY AREN’T TAGGING???)

@the-real-aperture-science runs away with a lighter and some rope

[offbrand-hunger-games]

Day one

@fizzythefrog searches for a water source.

@cvs-pharmacy-real, @thetempted, and @the-real-aperture-science get into a fight. @thetempted triumphantly kills them both.

@realgeometrydash tends to @benreyfaggot’s wounds.

@whisper-the-human overpowers @ladeedade, killing them

@same-pic-of-the-stars-everyday defeats @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple in a fight, but spares their life

@cloud-of-corvids steals from @michelle4eve while they aren't looking.

@hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr begs for @barnes-and-noble-official to kill them. they refuse, keeping @hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr alive.

@official-fedex kills @infinitrix while they are resting

taglist: @risski25 @fivepebbles @school-district @gloriousvermin @a-purple-anon @actually-aldi @thegreatgeodo @meatybunger

[realgeometrydash]

im somehow surviving by pure luck (district 5 win maybe?)

[the-real-aperture-science]

I believe in you

[offbrand-hunger-games]

Bloodbath, Game #3

@official-fedex kills @fivepebbles with their own weapon.

@cloud-of-corvids stays at the cornucopia for resources.

@benreyfaggot sets @school-district on fire with a molotov.

@fizzythefrog and @thetempted fight for a bag. @fizzythefrog gives up and retreats

@hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr shoots an arrow into @gloriousvermin’s head.

@a-purple-anon and @actually-aldi threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die

@ladeedade strangles @thegreatgeodo with a rope.

@barnes-and-noble-official stabs @meatybunger in the back with a trident

@infinitrix severely slices @caim-the-demonic-angel with a sword

@cvs-pharmacy-real retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia

@whisper-the-human snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag

@same-pic-of-the-stars-everyday grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia

@michelle4eve clutches a first aid kit and runs away

@realgeometrydash and @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple fight for a bag. @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple gives up and retreats (NOW THEY AREN’T TAGGING???)

@the-real-aperture-science runs away with a lighter and some rope

[offbrand-hunger-games]

Day one

@fizzythefrog searches for a water source.

@cvs-pharmacy-real, @thetempted, and @the-real-aperture-science get into a fight. @thetempted triumphantly kills them both.

@realgeometrydash tends to @benreyfaggot’s wounds.

@whisper-the-human overpowers @ladeedade, killing them

@same-pic-of-the-stars-everyday defeats @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple in a fight, but spares their life

@cloud-of-corvids steals from @michelle4eve while they aren't looking.

@hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr begs for @barnes-and-noble-official to kill them. they refuse, keeping @hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr alive.

@official-fedex kills @infinitrix while they are resting

taglist: @risski25 @fivepebbles @school-district @gloriousvermin @a-purple-anon @actually-aldi @thegreatgeodo @meatybunger