resident goth and pyromaniac

lilith. 25. she/her. coast salish. archivist.

[thesevenkingdoms]

[thoodleoo]

there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey were actually composed by a variety of poets through an oral tradition rather than just by one poet, so what if the homeric texts are actually just a very long game of D&D

[thoodleoo]

homer, the dm: okay achilles, agamemnon has just taken away your war prize, what do you want to do achilles’ player: i roll to have a diplomatic conversation with agamemnon achilles’ player: *rolls a 1* homer: you throw the staff of speaking at agamemnon’s face and storm off to sulk with your boyfriend

[earlhamclassics]

Homer, the DM: Your beautiful Patroclus is dead. What do you do? Achilles’ player: I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: You can’t fight everyone. How would you even– Achilles’ player: *rolls a 20* I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: *sighs* Fine. You cut a path through the Trojan army, enemy dead strewn in your wake. Achilles’ player: How many? Homer, the DM: …lots. Enough to clog the friggin’ river with bodies. Achilles’ player: I fight the river. Homer, the DM: You. can. not. fight. the. river. Achilles’ player: *reaches for dice*

[helloitsbees]

Homer, the DM: Okay guys, so the war’s over, you had a bunch of losses but you won in the end. Time to go home, let’s roll to see who gets there firs—

Odysseus’s player: I got a critical failure.

[systlin]

Homer, the DM; “Ok seriously guys they’re not going to fall for the giant horse.”

Odysseus’ player; “I just rolled a nat 20 on my deception check.”

Homer, the DM; “What the fuck.”

[faggothankhill]

he has the fucking chaos emeralds

[lastoneout]

[kira-kui-n]

[mew-cake]

get ready to live middle school minus the school

[spookybeandoodle]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! 🏳️‍🌈

LOOK AT MY BOY GO!

🌈Go Shadow GO! 🌈

[beeames]

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

preach!

[ohdorotheabrooke]

[headspace-hotel]

Gilgamesh fandom grab your ancient sumerian tablets

[andycrayyon]

i am not sorry at all

[cheaphalloweencostume]

kickstarter to help me recover after getting scalped by this porn bot

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

History

[otherwindow]

character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn’t it

[otherwindow]

[otherwindow]

[weirdmageddon]

cat violence moodboard

[ojibwa]

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[pinkcatminht]

[eljayetc]

“You lived through that, you will live through this too”

Yes, but how many things do I have to live through? How many times do I have to be grateful I made it out alive? When do I get to stop surviving and start thriving?

[mysharona1987]

[liefst]

Touch me and see what happens. Engraved kitchen knives, 2022. instagram