non-stop

Lex | curator of chaos + pre-2012 tumblr user formerly @thosenewyorkvalues

[bojackshadow]

ISSSAAA RAEE

[blackgirlslit]

Me tonight hoping that Sinners sweeps the Oscars!!! 🧹🤞🏾

[jenjenthevirgo]

Facts!

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[liberalsarecool]

Every accusation is a confession.

[fagdinner]

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

[moldavite]

okay. enough jokes. i'd like to take shelter in the warmth of your gaze now

[degeneratedworker]

"Amerika Is Devouring Its Children" United States 1970

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[gaytanic-panic]

[ccmoatyim]

@sacred-portal

[the-russian-cosmonaut]

i would also like to know 😭

[forfuckssakejim]

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

[bshmatthews]

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

I did this all the time for WIC moms and dads. Especially when they had to get the brands like Peter Pan or Adams peanut butter when the kids liked Jif. Go get the same size in Jif, we gonna fuck up inventory together.

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

WHY IS THIS POST GETTING NOTES

[theropoda]

maybe its just me. controversial opinion. but stress should not decimate the body as much as it does

[putridomen]

been feeling like a dog tied to a tree abandoned on the side road

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

[the-russian-cosmonaut]

why do i suddenly want "floor cushions" in the last few weeks? and now i see them for sale on several websites. who is influencing me? 🔫

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[the-russian-cosmonaut]

the way the powerpuff girls defeat the rowdyruff boys is proof that there shouldn't be male writers on some shows