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You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

all the basketball players no longer have names. someone did some amazing shit with the ball lately but we just cant tell you who

sport-news-daily

all the teams have been dissolved and recongealed into sort of one organism. the players are normal - the change has not been biological - but a sacred vow of some sort has been undertaken

sport-news-daily

all the games now take on more the appearence of roiling waves crashing into eachother ceaslessly. and the roster of each team seems to have been randomised. seems to be constantly rerandomised

sport-news-daily

sometimes mid game, players will step off and others will step back on, or will seem to have switched sides, once, and then twice, and then again and again.

sport-news-daily

adherents of the sport, which we have been asked to not name, have told us that this is all not the correct framing. in truth all the players are the same. no one is changing place and all are. wr are asked to cease to observe any individual part of the game and rather percieve it as an endless self balancing process of two diametrically opposed forces.

myfairynuffstuff

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

sunshinetheinspiration

@teaboot

teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

nolaplantdaddy

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

noegrets

rosslynpaladin

90% of being good at ANYTHING

is the ability to not quit when you're not instantly good at it. And the ability to be BAD at something where other people might SEE.

Talent counts for jack all if you're attacking yourself the moment you start for not being perfect and then quitting to punish yourself.

tuxankhamun

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

bester-jester

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

mavigation

this person has so many all timers it’s insane

heatysfx

girlsuggestion

protect bisexual boys

targaryenwig

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

froglawnmower

we are suggesting this to girls

targaryenwig

who is we? who are you

froglawnmower

italian shadow government

juney-blues

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

markadoo

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

395nm

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

turing-tested

zizibutik

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

dragon-in-a-fez

aropride

some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker

someofusarequeer

I gotta google something real quick

someofusarequeer

who named this bird

official-ornithology-posts

Official ornithology post

rnismatch

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

tamagotchi

😍fuck

tub-blog

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

1percentcharge

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)