Mar

Painter and thespian |

[punsandfingerguns]

has this been done

[samsoonite]

"Faggot"

[ronaldalan]

THIS

[donald-trump-official]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

[kaijuno]

The real college experience

- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

[theonlybrunetteweasley]

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

[kaijuno]

God what a mood

[aerixi]

[hol-hot-wholesome]

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

[crossingoftheanimals]

animal crossing through the years

[weloveshortvideos]

Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

[awed-frog]

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

[constella]

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[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[pokemongifs]

[sluttyhozier]

amanda seyfreids life in the mamma mia movie is so ideal…..living in a villa on an island in the mediterranean, sailing around the coast and eating fruit, colin firth might be ur dad….this bitch rlly had it all

[artistmitchy]

Be me going on google looking up if I spelled Guzzlord correctly and I see this image and I immediately start crying from laughter 

[eelcock-deactivated20170711]

[manthadoodle]

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[ruecian]

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

[toytowns]

he does exist!

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

they do exist

[ruecian]

oohh….*faints*

[cest-la-m0rt-deactivated2018050]

santa?

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

[spacetoasty]

WHAT

[ruecian]

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

[fluffybunnybadass]

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

[placeholder947635346-deactivate]

from 1993. thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

[fluffybunnybadass]

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

[puppymoth]

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

[hashtagloveloses]

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it