The Smolest Bun

I am smol, I am a bun, I am 23, I am a liberal arts student, I am nonbinary, I am depressed. This is my blog.

[plaid-sloth]

I’ve never been one to do this, but I’m so desperate right now. I’ve had my cockatiel “Flyer” for over 10 years. She is 12 years old and my favorite thing in the whole world.

She’s at an emergency pet hospital right now because she is egg bound (which means an egg is stuck inside her, in her case it won’t leave the chloecha.) Right now the hope is that with supplements and supervision, she’ll be able to pass the egg herself within 24 hours of when I brought her in. However, if that doesn’t work they may need to resort to manually removing it from her body. All of these things cost a lot of money, and I am a college student and can’t afford to do everything in my power to save her. If you have it in your heart to help in any way, either in emotional support, financial support, or simply reblogging this, I’d be so thankful.

My PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/marissastifter

Thank you ❤️

[the-smolest-bun]

I know I don't really post anymore, and thats something for another day, but please. When this lovely human reached out to me to help support Flyer it made my heart really sad.

If you can spare anything to help, please do. If you can't, please signal boost the heck out of this.

A bird and their parent are facing some stressful times. Its up to the community to stick together and lift one another up during these times.

So yeah. Send some dollars through paypal, send some good vibes through messages and please reblog :)

[jingles]

x

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[toloveviceforitself]

…what the shit did I just watch

[wiseguynephile]

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

[toloveviceforitself]

…ask a stupid question, I guess

[wiseguynephile]

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

[tflatte]

…but what question led to THIS?

[lyrangalia]

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

[optimysticals]

huh. That’s a hell of a thing.

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[charredasperity]

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

[welldamnsam]

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse

[1nkblots-deactivated20200926]

I clicked on it thinking “I’m 28, that’s probably close enough” and just

what… what the fuck was that

are you guys okay?

[ablubluh]

i’m 27 and my fiance is 30 and i had a visceral gut reaction and he was just like “i don’t know this.” op your grasp on the age range for this reference is spectacular

[bogleech]

I don’t understand. I’m outside the age range but I have been solidly on the internet since the 90′s and I have no fucking idea what this is. I thought every single cultural phenomenon made it to the internet. I thought I knew everything that was ever popular because someone would have at least complained about it on social media. But no. I have never once in my life seen this referenced, anywhere, while other people in the comments are freaking the fuck out with nostalgia. What the fuck.

[c3rvida3]

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

[c3rvida3]

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

[luc-iddreaming-deactivated20231]

@staff Not exactly the “welcome back to the app store” you were expecting huh

[xancredible27]

THIS is the kind of protest that tumblr will care about sooner or later. Leave bad ratings and reviews on apple or in the google play store. Lower their rating so hard that it damages their userbase.

Logging off for a single day isn’t of interest to tumblr. I’m not saying y’all shouldn’t protest in any way you can or want, but logging off the site for just one day isn’t going to bother tumblr because tumblr doesn’t CARE about your symbolic protest. Tumblr has proven time and again that it doesn’t CARE about its userbase. We’re still using the site and we won’t stop using the site any time soon because there’s no alternative. But that’s what we’d have to do to hopefully force tumblr to change anything. And they still won’t do it because their policy change isn’t about family values or what the userbase allegedly wants. It’s about money.

So, unless you stop using the site and app permanently, or for a long period of time, this isn’t going to matter to tumblr. And when you do, you need to do it in big numbers.

Leaving them bad reviews in the apple app store or on google play (where it’ll be harder because the current average rating is 4.4 stars and you need to edit or leave a LOT of bad reviews to drastically lower that), is going to do more to damage their reputation and thus do more to compromise their profit.

[maya-tl]

Guess what I just did.

[dorimei]

guess what i’m doing

[willowofthehearth]

Putting this on my to do list for today

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Happy Crimmus!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

It’s Crismn!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Merry Crisis!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Merry Chrysler!

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[capnsaltsquid]

What do I do when I have a whole month of insomnia, and medicine isn’t helping?

THIS.

[oh-no-politics]

OP ARE YOU FUCKING OK

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

To the tune of YMCA

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

[papallion]

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you 

flap

against

my

lampshade!

[caramel-filled-kittens]

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

[scuffed-tarot]

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

[braybray-craycray-deactivated20]

@moth-ver-ka

[most-depressed-optimist]

IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

H

[newsieofnj]

YES ITS BACK NON MY DASH

[cottagecori]

I’VE HAD THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR TWO WEEKS

[catchymemes]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

[lemcookie-deactivated20200909]

Never Forget

[3-dots-deactivated20250305]

I wanted to forget this so badly

Why have you done this

[ace-ingit]

LOOK AT THIS FANTASTIC PICTURE I FOUND TODAY

[dallonbeaks-deactivated20190202]

Bowl is for slenp

[mind-if-i-scream]

Bird: *SCREAMS*

Me at the same volume: WHY!?