who am i wtf

I could probably survive on tea and popcorn she/her I'm pisces af

[vedajuno]

if she’s your girl then why does her leitmotif appear in part of my battle theme :/

[thebootydiaries]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[whitepeopletwitter]

[niyarest]

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[gamestressor-deactivated2019100]

This is exactly what I expected it to be

[lesbianshepard]

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

[topeka]

[mjalti]

[bunjywunjy]

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

[zeyrablue]

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

[kedreeva]

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

[gardeninthevoid]

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

[elucubrare]

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Sun

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus 

Neptune

Pluto

[warriorsofficial]

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Oh ok wow this is fucking creepy but very interesting and-JESUS CHRIST SATURN OH GOD NO PLEASE NO”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kidlazer]

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

[lolbiit]

BEAT👏ALL👏PEDOPHILES👏

[oppa-homeless-style]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hellsite-yano]

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

[hellsite-yano]

Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.

47 y/o man with 3 kids:

[zoobus]

Real conversation I had with my dad

Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why do many feel like failures when they’re unable to

Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that

Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?

Dad:

[heda-heather]

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emiliusthegreat]

And this, my non-American friends, is America in one image. 

[emzawheezy]

I love you, random guy from the 5e Facebook group, and I love your homemade purple worm too.

[copperbadge]

Nailed it? YOU IMPROVED IT. 

[anarcho-smarmyism]

i love the phrase “no war but class war” both bc it’s right and bc it rlly describes how you become a socialist

[parkistan]

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

[valtsv]

the one experience that unites all 90s and early 2000s kids is experiencing at least one work of fiction with a deceptively adorable illustration of cute animals on the cover who live in societies with an established political system, hierarchy of leadership and culture and are driven from their homes by human activity and/or engage in violent conflicts with other animals in similar communities that lead to many of the characters’ brutal deaths, which are described in graphic detail and which left you briefly emotionally traumatized by being confronted with the concept of your own fragile mortality before you were 10

[valtsv]

the 4 horsemen

[valtsv]

it has been brought to my attention that this was an ENTIRE GENRE of children’s fiction for some reason