۩ The Spelltome ۩

How to Win Fiends and Influence Eldritch Things  

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Barbarian: “I’m Not alright with becoming a Warlock via Child Sacrifice”

[wolveswithblackpearls]

Warlock

noun • [ˈwɔː.lɒk]

man with magical powers, which are used for evil purposes

Original date of publishing:  October 24th, 2018

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Warlock: Are you one of the good guys? Rogue: No, but I'm friends with them.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Warlock: I have witnessed unspeakable horrors. The horrors weren't undescribable or anything, I just had to sign an NDA.

[storyhearts-journey]

[recaption]

[riinse]

[sixpenceee]

Crystallized vitamin C, as seen under a microscope.

[totallysilvergirl]

The world is terrifyingly beautiful. Peacock + snow crystals + embroidery = crystallized vitamin C, who knew?

[cherchezlafemme]

Men hate it when I trap them in an inescapable labyrinth

[nemfrog]

Radiating sun. Elements of meteorology. pt. II. 1875. Book cover, detail.

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[outofcontextdnd]

"It's always nice when the bone pile stops screaming."

[internet-sentences]

[otherwindow]

A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

[otherwindow]

Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot.

[stophelping]

Now that’s a take on Sleeping Beauty I’d like to read.

[pyomorphic]

society is fucked up because we don’t wear gauntlets and drink elixirs anymore

[valtsv]

whoever came up with strapping a dagger to your upper thigh knew exactly what they were doing. they weren’t thinking about self defence.

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

Who;s draining my fucking magic points