[imgod]

me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself

[studip]

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

[lizardbros-deactivated20190210]

[diggly]

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[queenamidalas-deactivated201711]

i’ve had this saved in my drafts since july

[oidrockstars]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

[twitterscreencaps]

[fijiooz]

[betterthankanyebitch]

i am screaming

[boyspay]

when he texts first <3

[trucksfundkid-deactivated202407]

How does he do it

[houenn-deactivated20141201]

[fail9001-blog]

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[orgasmic-humor]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and I will take you to the candy shop. I’ll let you lick the lolly pop. Go ahead girl and don’t you stop. Keep going until you hit the spot (WHOA).

[thegrayfox]

[faxanudu]

[tastefullyoffensive]