i need to go on a life changing road trip. i need to be put in a tupperware container and shaken. i need to get into a homoerotic fist fight outside a church. i need to be buried in the ground and forced to dig my way out. i need to change my identity and fake my own death. i need help. there is nothing wrong with me. i'm the most normal person alive. nobody has ever been more fucked up than i am. the passage of time is an illusion. i am wasting my life. i am never going to die.



















