Serpentine

He/Its or none. Aroallo, vincian, binary trans, polyamorous. Too many names to count. Monster enthusiast, reptile lover, and a queer guy in every sense of the word. Obsessed with the little guys my brain makes up but this isn’t the blog where I talk about them. Art Blog

[helloilovefanfiction]

Inspired by this post by @balloonatic69

[toadalled]

She is very lonely

[ruerock]

how it feels to submit an attack on artfight

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[ilovetodrinkwater]

I loooove when there’s a mysterious mist settling over a location

[cottoncandylesbo]

and now for the touchening finish!

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

[aromantic-diaries]

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[cannibalchicken]

[algae-illustrations]

Grace, you can't say that!

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[corycatte]

may's designs were these buggy dragons that were so fun to do and I hope to revisit this base in the near future

[wintercorrybriea2]

juvenile springtail

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)