CrystalLakeBlue

Too lazy to think of something _(▰´﹃｀▰｡ 」∠)_ (am 21)

[stealingpotatoes]

merry christmas to everyone who celebrates!!!

[targetedknowledge]

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

James Gurney

[fayriequeene]

[my-dailydreams]

[uwillneverknowwho]

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

[nourasbasha]

Tumblr turned the like button into a little Christmas celebration.

Like the post and you’ll see it ❄️

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!

[oobbbear]

I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[pleasegivemeyourkneecaps]

Reblog go give prev all of these at the same time

[hellenhighwater]

I have never understood people who understand what's happening with their bodies. Like, I was talking to a friend once and she was explaining that she'd swapped the salad greens in her usual lunch from like a romaine mix to kale and "could really feel the difference it was making" ??

and meanwhile I am over here with the logic puzzle of: yesterday I drank eight cups of coffee and fell asleep at one am (normal) and today I drank two cups of coffee but it is now three am and I am still awake and let me tell you. whatever the little machines inside my body are doing, I do not understand it

[stickandthorn]

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

[teddywesworl]

i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art

[teddywesworl]

did you hear about that actor performing a play in front of a crowd? clearly only doing it for attention

[teddywesworl]

im trying to say something and im not gonna say it in an empty room

[lena221bee]

tags by @yuanzhous

[chronologicalimplosion]

[[image: tags. #I wish people understood that when writers/artists bring this up they're not complaining about a lack of NOTES/STATS#they're complaining about a lack of COMMUNICATION and COMMUNITY#this is what all the pieces of fanworks you see mean. the people who make them are trying to have a conversation with you!!#they say 'this is what I think' or 'wouldnt it be cool if' or 'hey everyone look at the neat guy we all like'#and you're not obligated to be a part of that conversation if you don't want to!#but if you do want to hear more of what they have to say? you can't ask them to monologue about it#it REQUIRES your participation. end ID]]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

call me bracelet the way i got a little charm. and am held up by string

[mismagiusbunny]

I'm going to wear you

[queer-as-city-folk]

Ok but the Space Needle is genuinely so fucking conventionally attractive, if you could fuck a building she would have a Line a mile long to get fucked, brutalist architecture is where the real beauty is

[mismagiusbunny]

they are 30 blocks away from each other

I hate this fucking building so much fuck Rainer Tower I hate you with my entire heart

[amygdalae]

i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Artificial violence is not actually a corrupting influence but hanging out with assholes sure is.

[roach-works]

the real corruption was the friends we made along the way