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If you aren't playing Wisher, Theurgist, Fatalist, then you have no legitimate need for the rules of Wisher, Theurgist, Fatalist (WTF 45)
But character generation is done before one begins play (WTF 62)
And the character generation procedures for an RPG are commonly understood as part of the game rules [citation needed]
These three premises add up to a contradiction, where the only two escapes are by asserting that WTF's character creation procedures are not, in fact, rules of WTF but instead something else, perhaps setting elements or norms of play culture, or by coming to the conclusion that it is not possible to legitimately create a WTF character.
a more pressing question is whether you were playing WTF when you wrote this post and if not what the heck you thought you were doing using its rules
That's unknowable without a Wisher involved.
Also making this post was not needful. So legitimate or not, I didn't have need of the WTF rules because I didn't need to make the post.
I'm also not entirely convinced that examining the structure of something qualifies as using it.
I'm also not entirely convinced that examining the structure of something qualifies as using it.
More seriously, to address the original claim, legitimacy does not derive from the text of a roleplaying game but rather from the will of the people. It cannot derive from text because nobody can know what a text actually says.
Are you intending to imply that "the will of the people" is itself legible? If so, how? To whom? Via what method?
probably the simplest way is a Knowledge + People roll, but one could also look for which character creation efforts are legitimate and work backwards
I've been thinking about this a bit. I think that a better answer is that certain elements of the will of the people are in fact locally legible. You can observe people overtly creating WTF characters. If you are close to them you can observe them covertly, fearfully creating WTF characters in the shadows, or wishing that they could do so without onus but holding back. You can observe them being judged for these choices, or not being judged for these choices, by the marketplace of local ideas.
There are of course subjective elements to that last assessment. Still, practically speaking, either the result of public awareness of WTF character creation is inhibitory feedback that reduces their WTF character creation propensities relative to a loosely measurable baseline or positive feedback that increases it.
Scientific, empirical measurement of the will of the people in a given community regarding this matter would require extensive and mostly unjustifiable labor (although of course similar principles apply and in most cases labor is functionally its own justification) but a loose approximation is pretty easily obtained.
Basically, my assertion is that you can turn to the rules of a roleplaying game and wiggle them a bit to see whether a macabre undead word puppet assembled by the designer at a particular historical moment considers a certain action legitimate, and this has critical value, but ultimately it is through parasitizing on human action or, minimally, human consciousness, that a roleplaying game manifests into reality and becomes the system whose purpose is what it does. In this fashion the will of the people is distinct from a text, which is functionally identical to its Godel number in exactly the same way that extant entities potentially aren't.
uh huh. you sure about that?
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said âfoxes are dogs cause they are fluffyeâ and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like âyou will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right nowâ
This is especially funny because they arenât even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they arenât.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
Theyâre a dog.
yeah theyâre fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course itâs a dog you buffoon. itâs fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think âBUT IF THEYâRE DOGS SO AR -â
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said theyâre not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
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Baby sharks are literally called pups. Sharks are dogs.
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I thought it was all different people and not one person on a streak. Op are you okay??
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Puki, why are you at my school
How am I supposed to explain to my students why I laughed at this?
Why are you a real life teacher? I shouldn't be influencing you. You are too important. please think of the children. My followers are mostly programmers and marine biologists. Useless people, you see.
You are a marine biologist, in a way
listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use âlaughâ or âchuckleâ, but at least i donât use ai and whatever youâre getting is pure chaos from a human brain
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks thatâs true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. Itâs why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, itâs not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and theyâre just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxyâs edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
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okay butâŠthat is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesnât even have a cool name; itâs just called âThe Great Oxygenation Eventâ; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planetâs history is the one thatâs called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).
This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*
And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.
I love shit like this.
I was totally having thoughts along these lines and along comes tumblr to pretty much sum it all up. Bravo~
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One big advantage of literary fantasy over more visual media is that you can hide completely batshit worldbuilding in plain sight. Like, yeah, what this setting calls "elves" are actually grey aliens, like from UFO folklore, but it takes thirty chapters for the reader to get enough information to piece that together because none of the viewpoint characters particularly remark upon it. Why would they? Elves looking like that is normal for them.
Eat your GM's campaign.
Just swallow the entire concept.
The two guard puzzle, but the rules are explained by the guard who always lies.
Example, you are told "one of us always lies, one of us always tell the truth. Guess which is which and you will be allowed to pass safely"
The solution is to ignore them and walk straight in. They're basically those guys who try to sell you stuff on the street
This is actually a solution to all logic puzzles. Just ignore the rules and solve things the boring way
Cursed satanic puzzle box that will consume your mind. Except it's from the dollar store so it's a 4x4 sudoku with a piece of paper inside saying "You are now manually breathing"
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