The Am-ace-ing Spoopy Skeleton

On this blog I post stuff that I like and/or laugh of. If you don’t like it, that’s your problem :)

[turing-tested]

sorry for being blasphemous on main or whatever

[joshpeck]

me during confession

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[tacomel420]

need this energy rn some jackass (p sure it was a plow) hit my bfs car and split

[jumpingjacktrash]

listen.

don’t vote for the best candidate.

vote for the one most likely to remove a republican.

it’s that simple.

[greenjudy]

Vote them out.

[razziecat]

Vote for the candidate that sees every person as a human being.

[jumpingjacktrash]

not if they can’t win, buddy. i’m serious. LISTEN. VOTE OUT THE REPUBLICANS. EVEN IF THAT MEANS VOTING IN SOME REGULAR ASSHOLES.

if the candidate who sees every person as a human being is green party, then you vote for the democrat who sees every person as a stepping stone, because unless we get rid of the republican who sees every person as a target a lot of us are going to goddamn die. people are dying already. like, not to guilt you, but if we don’t get a democratic majority in the house and senate ASAP we’re screwed.

it doesn’t fucking matter if you voted for Jesus Actual Christ if he was running on a penny ante party ticket. we need you to vote for Joe Slick Bastard Democrat instead, because there is no such thing as a green party majority in the senate, do you understand? there will not be a green party speaker of the house. green party will not get to put up supreme court nominees.

if you vote for the Good People instead of the democrats, we’re gonna end up back in this toilet bowl again, only deeper this time because the republicans will take it as a mandate to do whatever they want.

take a deep breath, put on rubber gloves, and touch the poop. don’t be precious.

[nooneeverlookedforagirl]

In the primary you vote for the best candidate. In the general you vote for the person who can remove the Republican. You have your chance to do both.

[afishtrap]

In the primary you vote for the best candidate. In the general you vote for the person who can remove the Republican.

[knitmeapony]

I read on another post “this is about setting the difficulty of our boss battle for the next two years” and that is absolutely true.  You’re not voting for someone you agree with, you’re not voting for someone who is perfect or great or even good.

You are voting for the person who is a) going to get elected and b) is easiest to fight for what you need.  Until we move the needle, the best we can expect is ‘the best of all enemies’ and not ‘an ally’.

[salty-red-mage]

We have already lost two Supreme Court seats due to the mess of the 2016 election. Neglecting this election will cause fucking disaster. The census is in 2020. We. Need. Republicans. Out. Of. Office.

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[leftboogerarbiter]

listen ok. so there’s that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda.

but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like ‘okay. fresh start number seven.’ and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it’s no big deal. 

something’s under the teen girl’s bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom’s cooking and the family’s nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn’t question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it’s doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries.

family don’t give a fuck.

[tbonechessor]

hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this

[hariboo]

omg this would be hilarious. bonus: the ghost or poltergeist to give up after a certian point this family is too hardcore and just accept the family into the house. they literally stop bc honestly the amount of ghost energy they’re using up is terrible and just creepily make glass fog up and write “fine, truce. you win.” and the mother just nods and the kid add a smiley face to the creepy fogged up glass.

now they have a very handy alarm system and when the new baby is born: creepy shadow live in babysitter who is ironically great with kids

[manuscripts-dontburn]

Actually, something like this already exists. It is called THE CANTERVILLE GHOST and it was written in 1887 by Oscar Wilde. 

[roseverdict]

IT EXISTS ALREADY HALLELUJAH

[cicadianrhythm]

PRO TIP:

sleep sometimes

[xekstrin]

#eat something if you’re feeling wild

[legendarydefenderallura]

Spirited Away isn’t a movie it’s an emotion

[turing-tested]

the new sims update just turned sims 4 into a first person shooter game

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

other highlights:

[angelicguy]

can you imagine if what set everyone off on mcdonalds was a cartoon sauce instead of their refusal to pay their workers living wages

[micawindow]

Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

[winona-ryder]

we all out here supporting thor’s aspiring dj career

[linda-from-target]

That’s what I’m talkin bout ; midterms 2018

[anxietalyn]

God I love my city

[daredussy]

I love bears ,,,,, but their tongues rly shouldn’t be that long

[pringlesaremydivision]

what weird twink wrote this

[daredussy]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

whales are the evolutionary equivalent of pulling a u-turn on the freeway

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

>start evolutionary journey in The Ocean

>grow legs and learn to breathe air, leave The Ocean

>say nvm, go back to The Ocean, sometimes keep the hips? and they just. float there.

>continue needing to breathe air, which is in short supply in The Ocean, Where You Live, so you evolve to hold your breath really long, but you still have to come up for air

>good job whales, you dipshits

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

[memeuplift]

[itsallavengers]

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

[itsallavengers]

Bee: *is present*

Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids

Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this

[itsallavengers]

Dog: *Bark bark bark*

Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption

Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??

[itsallavengers]

Fly: *hums*

Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*

[itsallavengers]

DUM-E: *Beep boops*

Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend

Tony: For what?

Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.

Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor

[happiness-for-tony-stark]

The last one oh my god 😭

[kaijuno]

That’s fair

[fullmetalfisting]

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

[fullmetalfisting]

The notes of this post are like

Women: wow that’s funny I should try that when a man won’t stop talking about himself!

Men: OP you’re a bitch and an asshole and a slut