Nothing

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[theamazingz]

So if gender is a social construct then we are all born with no gender, or at the very least no internalized sense of gender. So anyone who identifies with any gender is trans really.

[flagellant]

I’ve trained my dogs to expect their dental treats when I offer them “the body of Christ”. Is this heresy or blasphemy?

A rare occasion where it's both! Animals can't receive communion/experience the sacraments because they have no souls. Additionally, I am going to safely assume you aren't a priest, so you aren't allowed to perform transubstantiation. Additionally, the Eucharist cannot be made of dental treats. Finally this whole thing is making a huge mockery of one of the single most sacred acts in Catholicism. Well done!

[wizardbreasts]

there needs to be a kneeling knight emoji

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

Are you gluten intolerant?

Do you have a the habit of eating pencils?

Have these two things not mixed well for you?

Worry not! Announcing now, for all gluten intolerant pen eaters out there; the gluten free graphite pencils! They come in a practical metal case containing 6 pencils, and you can even use them to sketch!

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

this will flop or flourish on it's own, thank you

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

tools in my toolshed have started expressing rudimentary emotions

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

hoes mad

[northshorewave]

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[baddywronglegs]

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[punkrorschach]

[nerdgasrnz]

[uberguber89]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

this is so sad 100 like

[junglejim4322]

Nature documentary

[pantwardowskimoved]

with your donations, we can increase the feminization of polish men by almost 90%

[disgustinggf]

[phantomrose96]

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

[phantomrose96]

[nixcraft]

[thisisprettybroken-deactivated2]

[cinnamonsprankles]

Reblog to cast

[jb-blunk]

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

[testing-stormneko]

excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.

[jb-blunk]

this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .

[testing-stormneko]

good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back

[jb-blunk]

you are a tar pit

[meangirlnurse]

[ladyinsertnamehere]

I know I’ve reblogged this already today but I like. this point

[internet-recluse]

Grass grows; birds fly; and