TheAnadalua

oi! my friends call me lu and so can you ;) i'm portuguese. she/her pronouns. lgbt+ friendly. if any post is in need of a tag pm me.

[systlin]

I love my parents dearly and they are very good about a lot of things, but they are still 67 year old white middle class people with some of the hang ups that entails.

A example; someone just bought a run down house halfway between theirs and ours, so like half a block away. The guy working in it was deemed 'weird' by my parents.

I met him today while walking Tyr. Had a nice conversation. He works a variety of odd jobs and was very happy he saved up enough cash finally to outright buy a little piece of property. He's fixing it up. He has schizophrenia and is thrilled to move out to the country because it's easier for him than being in the city around lots of people who find him off putting. He's actually a super chill guy. He gave me some pepper spray because he saw me jog past the last few days and says everyone who jogs alone should have some.

Anyway tldr; got a new neighbor who seems nice!

[kunosoura]

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"

[askfallencas-archive-blog]

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

[wipemedownremix-deactivated2014]

this post is depressing af lets get some alley-oops in here

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

cosplay by Violetmasque on tiktok

[aquaticptato]

DIVA ALERT

[stitchposts]

Hey if you're coming to Washington DC for the Fourth of July: don't

We're having our turn in the heat wave and reports from the National Mall are brutal already this week. That screenshot is today's forecast (courtesy of the Capital Weather Gang) and tomorrow and Saturday are confidently going to be worse than this is.

The national Mall has no shade on the grass and you will be exposed to the sun constantly while also experiencing extremely high humidity. You will not be allowed a bag over a certain size to enter the mall and it has to be clear. You cannot have an insulated water bottle, it has to be clear. Reports are that there are two entrances to the area so you'll have to wait in line to even get in. I cannot find a number on how many cooling stations there are, except that it's "few" to "none" depending on what accounts I read online. Vendors are allegedly charging more than the posted prices and seem to be unprepared for actual crowds - these are the official vendors not the scam food trucks that park all around the edges of the mall. And that's the extent of the planning done because it was not a priority to make sure attendees don't pass out.

My local friends and I have reached a consensus that tourists are going to get extremely sick and none of us know what the EMT response or planning is on the mall this year. People are going to die.

Please stay out of this. It's not worth your health. Get your relatives and family to stop. I can give you recs for so many DC museums and things to do if you want to make the most of your trip. Any other local can too.

[priestessamy]

Reblogging again just to add that like

As has been pointed out during the reflecting pool debacle, DC is built on a swamp. I grew up and live in southern VA and it gets so goddamn humid both here and there. The air is so damp that sweat is basically meaningless. You NEED to be drinking a lot of water because you're losing it all unnecessarily as your body struggles to cool down and fails to do so.

People are going to die.

[dara-art]

Maomao is an icon 💅🏻

[notsotinyblob]

We don't need a coupon. We're the government.

[dykemd]

saying football is coming home when u only have One cup from 1966 is so ridiculously funny but we can never laugh too much and lose sight of the fact that british football fans should all be shot in a public square

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[sporifluorous]

Hi sorry to be That Guy but most dishwashers don't sterilize (get rid of all dangerous microbes) they just sanitize (get rid of enough for it to be safe - like washing your hands or using hand sanitizer)

Some can sterilize but only if the plates are free of debris and organized correctly in the machine, the right amount of detergent is used, and you regularly clean the filters and wash the bay.

Minor difference for most folks but also I've seen people recommend throwing your sex toys in the dishwasher so.

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[rongzhi]

A woman wearing Chinese armor

[echojulietfoxtrot]

Lmao

( @dynastyandtree )

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[polkamolars]

The awesome concept of Zooble and Gangle’s first interaction being awkward and hostile…Zooble buzzing with rage and internally feeling themself on the verge of tears after telling Caine to fuck off after his seventh attempt-turned-argument in two hours to properly show his newest human around the circus and they catch Gangle watching them from around a corner and impulsively shout “WHAT THE [%!#€] ARE YOU LOOKING AT” at her with their voice cracking and Gangle yelps and runs away

[primsheep]

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