in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains donât know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude
eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking
 i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abbaâs waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thoughtÂ
every time a scientist gets kidnapped to build a terrible weapon, they think about just bullshitting it, but then a tiny voice in the back of their mind says, but donât you want to see if you can? donât you want to laugh madly as you show them all? donât you want to just go feral?
Honestly whenâs the next time youâll get this kind of grant funding?
























