Totororio

ジャスティン(Justin) ６月７日,　ジェミニ 二十三歳 快楽主義者, フリモント市, CA サンフランシスコ州立大学 日本で2017から2018 明治学院大学 鼓手長だった

[lovingstudentherooaf]

[akuman0mi]

Junk Dog / Megalo Box

[buruburuburu]

the squad

[aku-no-homu]

[Fate Grand Order] ATTILA by artist 蕭邦

[wellbutrinboy]

just so you all know. my stupidity is NOT performative i really am this dumb

[goaliemagics]

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

[kasindrarules-deactivated201812]

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

[scully]

Not to be controversial but this website (and life in general) is much more enjoyable when you spend your energy on talking about the things you love rather than the things you hate and trying to drag everyone down with you, some of us are over here trying to be happy. 

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I never understood the thigh gap thing everyone has a thigh gap if youre fucking stance is wide enough 

[sonofkrabkrab]

But they’re talking about a thigh gap when your legs are together

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

The Fuck Who would wanna date someone who isnt in a power stance all the time

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[justcatposts]

go to the store for milk

comes home with cat

[different-landscapes]

[pochowek]

heres a little.. controversy

[theanguishedone]

Playing around with gpose, teach me how to make quality photos pls.

今日は23歳になった。

[mito-nagishiro]

江風落書き

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[weeeeps]

congrats to Retsuko’s Netflix premiere

[gifsboom]

[potedo]

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

[literal-ghost]

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

[catgirl-bartender]

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

[accidental-muse]

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

[mudwerks]

and taunt you afterward

[shabbytigers]

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.

kangaroo^

wallaby^

kangaroo^

wallaby^

[shabbytigers]

this is just so fucked up

[actualhumancryptid]

As an Australian I can attest that our national symbol is indeed a jerk.

[prostylgel]

Kangaroos are fuckin terrifying

[danmachi]

[shitpost-senpai]