[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

comic by @hausofdecline

[blond-shell]

[theehorsepusssy]

[trunk--slamchest]

Nostalgia is a coping mechanism for a "culture on decline", which is a term used by annoying people to justify the world we live in where there's no real monoculture to hide behind. For the last 50 or so years, a greater monoculture has existed which allows those who are wimps to hide behind. There were and always have been subcultures, but they've been the punching bag of people who were in the wider mono. You listened to Sonny and Cher and made fun of the guy holding a Jefferson Airplane album in the 60's. Same for the 70's, and 80's and definitely the 90's. If a withered Gen X'r tells you how good music was in his time and he mentions Limp Bizkit, shoot him on sight. This is a man who spent his formative years eating from the trough of common culture, and has not atoned for it. The internet hath obliterated the monoculture, replaced with algorithm backed weirdos who are consuming weird shit at unprecedented rates, and the wimps aren't happy about it. They are too concerned with looking "weird" still and refuse to have fun, and they cling to anything that lets them maintain this wimpy approach to life. Legions of sad sacks are proclaiming how good 2002 was and are trying to emphatically tell you Puddles of Mudd were a shining example of musical tradition that "they" took from you. They took buttrock from me and gave me the ability to listen to not shit music, I'm not gonna mourn the loss of a genre that we all collectively gave up on after the Battle of Fallujah. Lock the fuck in and develop some taste, and stop waiting for society to feed it to you.

[nociceptrix]

sucking on a worthless original

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[zoopalkin]

[riotdyke-rising]

The train is a Girl that brings you place to place

[riotdyke-rising]

I especially really like it when she gets all fast and starts going AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[cottoncandylesbo]

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[ozempicofficial]

[taeetimee]

dream girls