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Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

evilwizard

WTF are the horses doing

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

evilwizard

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

evilwizard

STOP

morrigan-disapproves

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

smokingrozanov

Sometimes I see people’s RPF evidence and it’s just two people looking at each other

firstbornsons-deactivated202605

This. This is the post I always think of

femalepope

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

caracalliope

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?