the crazy and shit

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

Din saunters in holding the dark saber and Grogu:

Me:

Gif credit to @bladesrunner

[kropotkindersurprise]

Parallels. [video]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[trinklied]

everytime someone brings up this kinda trope, i always think of this scene

[astralika-deactivated20181218]

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

[samael]

a personal favourite from my childhood

[sirterrypratchett]

Someone gimme that Pratchett quote from Men At Arms, you guys know da one!

[irentmylife]

*snaps fingers frenetically*

[helshades]

‘If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you’re going to die. So they’ll talk. They’ll gloat.

They’ll watch you squirm. They’ll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.’

@sirterrypratchett, how about this one?

[korota37]

[babyanimalgifs]

A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes 

(via)

[bunjywunjy]

12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body

[rabidbograt]

You really pissed off that squeaky toy

[bears-official]

A N G E Y   B O I

[kaos-troika]

[theladyragnell]

Three true statements:

1. There should be a reboot of The Nanny.

2. John Cho should play Maxwell Sheffield, Broadway Producer.

3. He should say “Lin-Manuel Miranda” in exactly the same tone that the original Maxwell Sheffield uses to say “Andrew Lloyd Webber.”

[sailor-b]

[dizzyboy-deactivated20170326]

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[homunculus-argument]

I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.

 I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like

 “That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[anarcho-occultism]

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

[kyloren]

Bran Stark is That Bitch™

[thebadassplatypus]

me: why'd u give me an F??

teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[memewhore]

[surprisebitch]

amen

[blue---rain]

via weheartit

[mysharona1987]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that baby carrots are a big fat lie. They are just shaved down from the ugly ones that won’t sell

Baby carrots were originally one farmer’s ploy to sell more carrots. The late Mike Yurosek, a California carrot farmer, invented baby carrots in 1986 because most full-grown carrots were too ugly to sell. (x)