Where Bananas Roam Free

A place for my shitty thoughts and humor. 27 years of survival. 9.11.1995. Virgo. Michigan. CMU. BGSU. SLP. Female. Straight/Cis. Depressed.

[catchymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[valkyriexpandora]

Same energy 

[revyourharleyquinn]

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

[herpsandbirds]

BIRD IN A SUPERMARKET!!!

Virginia Rail (Rallus limicola), family Rallidae, order Gruiformes, found across much of North and Central America

This image of a rail in a supermarket went viral a few years ago. I do not know where this happened. Virginia Rails are usually found in marshes, and do not normally feed on dark chocolate.

original photograph source: unknown

[beebfreeb]

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

[beebfreeb]

Did I mess up somehow? Is it not obvious enough?

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[nyc-1297]

[rgibson63]

Nightjar Wheel. A mix of real media and digital. I pictured this as someone laying on their back looking straight up.

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[latadelixo]

[faggottt]

Where is she going

[kaijuno]

[nothingweirdhere]

when they get shaved the new fur grows in darker than it would normally be cuz they’re colder in that area!

[digitaldiscipline]

you can (slowly) toast a siamese cat with a razor

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[bl1tzkr136fr1tz-62nd-attempt]

[daily-spooky]

[infected]

The Pianolesson, oil on panel, 1897

by Henriette Ronner-Knip (Dutch-Belgian, 1821-1909)