400,000 bees.

So hi. I am exhausted. MacKenzie, 26, bi, she/her.

[aropride]

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

[teratocrat]

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[dsmsix]

[dsmsix]

[naamahdarling]

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

[defilerwyrm]

[teathattast]

[naamahdarling]

Fuck you I was expecting comedy and now I'm crying?!

This is beautiful.

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[talldren]

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[tremblegay]

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

[thewollfgang]

Ao3 Officially Exiting Beta!

They grow up so fast :')

[thewollfgang]

Don't forget to grab your badge!

[cryptotheism]

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[chimaerakitten]

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

[wizardshark]

business majors as soon as they're done with that pesky "ethics" class they have to take to get their degree

[mariacallous]

I'm going through the readings for the next class, which is the second half of the life cycle events (so finishing up marriage, and then going on to divorce and death) and I got to this part in Sarah Hurwitz's book, where she has a whole chapter on Jewish death rituals, and this got to me:

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[botanyshitposts]

most seeds in the world are dry and then when they get wet they go dry again but sometimes the seeds will get a little wet and say 'what if we made mucus' and let me tell you man. those guys. they just aren't waiting for an answer

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[synnthamonsugar]

[notatzimisce]

the urban tarot is pretty cool. they‘ve changed some of their cards, but fortunately I, in possession of the very first edition, get to show you this