The Batfamily Hotline (and coworkers)

this ia the BatFamily Hotline, any Gothsm or Bat related messes can be reported here. feel free ro ask about our relations with other heroes aswell.

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Feeding yall. Its Gremlin Dickbin, Pouty Jaybin, confused Tim Robin, Mad Damian robin.

Translation:

bad curl day

Trying not to laugh

Okay, translation:

Damian: Father, we cant abandon it!

Bruce: yes, we can.

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Yall, look at this pic Stephanie took for aunty Diana and Uncle Clark while they were visiting this week!

(I wanted to make Diana's eyes beautiful. I hate them.)

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Guys, i m lost in,the sueprbat ships, why did EVERY. SINGLE. Damijon shipper on this earth just decide, "yeah, the damijon child is named Alfred, no debate." Like HUH.

Is tyere an actual comic and THATS why we treat like cannon? Or did the fandom fandom so hard we jus did that.

Cuz Alfred is the only Damijon fanchild i see when scrolling the tag

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Enjoy this chibi, not well made Cassnadra Cain

Oh god it looks so bad

I'll do her justice later

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Yall what do you want me do draw? Traditional and Digital are on my table soooo

which batfam meber do i draw?

Bruce

Dick

Jason

Tim

Damian

Cass

Steph

Babs

Duke

the animals

A ship (write in comments)

villians

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

AGHH i didnt add Carrie Kelely, like/reply on my comment for Carrie Kelly.

You guys. WRITE THE VILLIAN, ANIMAL, OR SHIP IN THE COMMENTS.

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Yall, i saw someone say the bats in the batcave are Fruitbats, and now i feel like i need to post about it.

If this is true, the reason noone is allowed to eat in the batcave is because, well, if Dick is eating a mango happily on the floor, forty bats are gonna descend on him, take his amngo, rip and spread its contents around the cave, and then Alfred and Bruce have to clean it. I have some incident reports about this.

Person: Jason

Time: 1-4 pm (?) Date: today

Incident report: i was trying to be cool and rebelious by disregarding B and eating a mango in the cave. More than 20 bats started attcking me in attempt to get the mango.

Siblings - villian-

Animals - × ownself -

Tech/ suit related - other -

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Yall, i've been thinking about this series i might write, called "The Gotham Files" (idk if its an original name) or "Behind the Masks"

It'd be basically what you'd expect: about the bats, what goes on in Gotham, the villians, etc.

Im nit sure if i wanna add the otyer heroes inti this or nah. It will either be a comic or readable.

I have some ideas for it:

The first one would be called "But i'm not..."

It would be about Tim dealing with the fact he's no longer robin, thanks to Damian appearing. He would say "but im not…" Robin. Im not Bruce's son. Im not the one who wanted." It would end, after he saves the day, and he'd go "i saved the day again, but im not perfect." And Damian, surprisingly, would go, "noone is."

Second one would be called "Three."

Basically about Dick lamenting about his parents, remembering how the three of them would talk, interact, play, train, etc, together.

He gets sad about this, and everyone can tell.

When Damian finally goes, "enough charades, Grayson, what's wrong?" Dick remebers he still has a family. And goes "three. Three Flying Graysons, three loving brothers." But the three brothers would be reffering to Duke, Tim, and Damian, with Jason off to the side, staring longingly, which would lead to the next episode:

"Its not fair."

Jason stares at his four brothers happiness and gets upset, because, he never got that. He sees Bruce so happy with them and's upset. He has the right.

Jason would be chasing other crimebosses off his teritory in crime alley, and would find a kid crying because his parents were killed by said crimebosses. Jason would try t ocomfort the kid to his best abilities, bu tyhe kid would hate him because "your the reason they're dead!" And Jason woukd agree.

Jason tyen starts trying ti befriend tye kid, even if he doesnt know why he feels the obligation.

Eventually, the kid trusts him enough tixbreaj down crying "its not fair!" And jason would say ruefully, "i know kid, i know." An dit would end with tge kid being hugging Jason while jason says "the Bat's justice isnt always fair. So we have to be."

Also some short ones i need to expand on:

Both Spoiler and Jason both feeling hated by the Bat and unexpectedly bonding over it. I'd call it "unwanted people, unexpected friends"

Maybe Damian finally relizing the Waynes love him and finally trying tobond with them. Maybe calling it "i want this."

IF i add other supers into this:

"Maybe he has a heart" Superman and Wonderwoman come to Gotham to discuss a threat with Batman, byt realize they know nothing about him, until they meet his family.

(Yes in this AU he gave them his identity) they see him tell Tim about health, they watch him teach Damian something, watch as Dick climbs all over him like he's still five an dBruce just smiling. Their visionof the threatening bat is completely disolved, when they watch jim get beaten by Damian at chess.

If yall have ideas lmk, also, what form should this be in? Really bad Flippaclip, writing, or comic?

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Does anyone else DESPISE when people dro some insane shit and go "you never asked"like NO Lexi, im not going to adk if your Dad was in jail for murder?!

No i will not ask if you've been leaeming/kmow more than eight languanges?!

HELLO?!?!

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I need Bruce being Krypronian.

I want Alien tech to say there are Two Kryptonians whem everyone only knows about one and i want Bruce to be the second.

I WNAT KRYPTONIAN BRUCE.

dw i'll be the change i want to see, i'll write a kryptonian Bruce tumblr fic and wattpad fic.

#you'll never take me to Ao3

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I saw someone do the "what if..." trend but it was what if Dick was kryptonian and was rainsed by the Kents, but i would like to take us a step into the future with this.

Current timelime Justuce League travels to a different universe's Gotham because Hal "wanted to see if the gloom and dispear was multiversal".

So they areived and were standing on a rooftop, they all had to admit the streets looked a little cleaner.

"I wonder where Batman is? I know this is a different universe but surely the Bat still exists-?" Flash was cut off when a ball of blavk and blue fury rushed into him.

"How many times does Batamn have to tell you Leaguers?! NO. METAS." A man who was clearly This universe's Nightwing held Flash up effortlessly, floating in the air.

"Uhh last time checked humans dont fly-"

"Of couse they dont! Idiot." The AU Nightwing spat, dropping Flash abruptly when he saw OG Batman. "Hold on, your not my Batman-wait, are you guys from another universe?!" The new Nightwing looked genuinely excited while Dlash crawled behind Superman.

"Nightwing?" A voice from the shadow called, and then AU Batman stepped out. "Oh. You guys are from a different universe i assume?" The AU Bat cut straight to the chase.

"I just asked that!" AU nightwing complained.

"Uhh...yeah?" Superman was confused now.

"Well, then im guessing uou guys are familiar with who we are. Im Batman, he's Nightwing, Kryptonian."

The last words sent shivers down everyone's spines, "Kryptonian?!" Green Lanyern sputtered.

"Did he stutter?" The kryptonian Nightwing sassed. "Yeah, im Kryptonian. Usually i patrol the North but Robin cant patrol at the moment, Red Robin is working on an important case, Orphan is on a mission, Spoiler is coralating something, and Signal had to leave due to secret identity reasons, so IM patrolling with B."

"But there arent anymore Kryptonians-OMG does Superman not exist in the universe!?" Clark was distraught at the fact he may not exist.

"Yeah yeah, Justice League and everything exist. Wait, if your universe's Batamn is travelling with the JL…-OMG B your apart of rhe Loser League in that universe!" The AU Nightwing atarted laughing jis eyes out as AU Batman pinched his nose.

"Loser League?"Wonder Woman growled. She would NOT let these people make fun of her team's name.

"Nightwing haa been calling our universe's Justice League that scince they failed to stop a villian and were dorced to retreat. He then made the point about iy by secretly taking the other vigilantes of Gotham to help him take down the villain-and they succeded." AU Batman sighed.

"Ohhh... why was he trying to kill me though?" Flash squeaked.

"I promises that LOSER League if they ever stepoed foot on Gotham borders again they'd be dead. Im a man of my words." Nightwings eyes darkened.

Clark glanced at OG Batman, who was quiet.

"Nothing to say?" Superman teased.

"Thinking. If Nightwing was Kryptonian, what was his Kryptonian name? Im doing tjis so that i knkw this universe's Nightwing isnt Superman's bio son."

"Smart. I am the one and only, Diro-Tal!" He struck a pose for extra flare. (Totally didnt just make up a kryptonian sounding name for the post......)

"Arw any of the othe vigilantes Kryptonian?" Wonderwoman asked, stepping forward.

"Yes, actually." AU Batman surprisingly said. Everyone's-but AU Nightwing and AU Batman-eyes widened.

"Red Robin, Orphan, Robin, and Red Hood, actually."

Their jaws dropped.

"Can we see them?"

"You'll be staying here for a while i guess so you'll have the time." AU batman then siganlle dfor them to follow before grappling towards Wayne Manor, his Kryptonian son flying right next to him.

"So many Kryptonians!" Superman squealed.

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Yall give me OCs to draw.

Instructions if you want your oc drawn:

Ask me to chevk your profile,

Post pic of your OC

Make sure you specify in the post its the OC you wnat drawn

Wait 1-500 buisniness days!(no im kidding but it'll take me 2 days minimum)

Also open to art trades!

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The tumblr fic i promised yall on no cape bruce but vigilante Batkids. Also, i cant decide if Bruce would know and support their vigilamtism or he would be clueless.

Dick looked Superman up and down, "you want us..." he gestured to his siblings, plus Babs and Steph, "to join the Justice League?…" he said it slowly, like he wanted someone to correct him.

Superman shared a glance with his team mates before nodding at the young gotham vigilantes, "yes,. It would be beneficial to all of us. You vigilantes will get proper training and wil lbe introduced to the law and heroism," he attempted to ignore the way their faces scrunched up at Heroism,"and we will get talented team mates!"

"First of all, we're VIGILANTES, not goody two shoes heroes, second, we WERE properly trained!" The one reffered to as spoiler complained immediately.

Green Lantern sighed, "look, training and law aside, your team could be useful to everyone, not just Gotham. Join the justice League and-"

"You guys realize we have to ask Father first, right?" Robin cut in.

"Oh yeah!" Nightwing seemed to remember, "we'll join if B agrees."

The vigilantes all seemed to agree in this statement; they were'nt going to join unless 'B' said yes.

"Im unfamiliar with the hero or vigilante reffered to as 'B'." WonderWoman stated, and the other JL members agreed.

"Oh," Red Robin seemed to renember the JL was was clueless, "he's our dad."

The justice League froze, "and is he a vigilante?…" Aquaman hesitantly asked.

"Oh, no, he's a regular guy. I mean, he's multimillionare, but he doesnt do all the Villian fighting like we do." Red hood elaborated, rhough it only gave the League more questions.

"Does he know his children do such danegerous things?" Superman asked, sounding actually concerned now.

"Yeah, he buys us all our stuff and what not." Nightwing said it casually.

"So we need to ask him for permission?" Flash asked.

"Yeah. Your league is danegerous, you know. He'd want a say in what happens to his kids." Signal said, almost apologetically.

"Ok then...i guess we're meeting your father."

And thats how Bruce woke up to have a normal day, only to find The Justice League eating in his dining room.

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Have yall ever thought of Cryptid Batfamily? I have. So now im making Tim's Cryptid lore.

Basically one night, while still grieving Bruce went to visit Jason's grave, the spirit of Lady Gotham spoke to him.

"If you can prove you deserve a son by fathering a lost spawn, +¡m Ɗrªƙɛ, i will bring back your dead son."

Bruce would agree, anything for his inncoent Robin back.

But what he doesnt expect, is emding up loving Tim.

By the time Jason is revived, Alfred has gotten used to buying pounds of meat for the cryptid, Bruce reminds himself to keep the lights off when he leaves a room, Nightwing knows not to question the blood on the counter, and life has moved to cater to the spawn.

So when Jason returns and doesnt know any of this, Bruce has to explain why he has a massive claw scar for keeping the hallway light on.

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Can we normalize fics where Bruce isnt Batman but all his children are vigilantes and they protect him at all costs? Cuz i need more of that.

Ive seen ONE fanfic like that, and its where the league tried recruiting the batkids, and they were like "ask dad first" and the league is like "what hero could that be?" And there's just Bruce walking into the dining room to talk to his "normal kids" and the justice league is there.

I may or may not write a tumble fic on this but i just wanna share this problem.

[menacingangel]

What do you think Cass would look like in your Naga au? You don’t need to draw it but a description would be cool.

yes I did need to draw her

[ipromiseimanerd]

I saw this early

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I feel so proud i've annoyed Menacingangel with som uch Cassandra Cain fan art in her AUs that she finally made one. Good job, Menacingangel.

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I need answers.

Heroes of Olympus is one of first young adult series to givr us a xannon queer ship, Solangelo.

And instead of being grateful writers are modernizing, the fandom hates the CANNON ship.

People hate on Solangelo beavause Pernico(minor x Adult) and Jason x Nico (MINO x adult) and valdangelo. But half of them are with adults and the other is kinda random tbh.

Like, please, this is one of first cannon queer ships we've gotten in a book series, and EVERYONE hates it? And the ship is good, too?

I dont mind multishipping, or choosing to ship a character with someone else, but full o nhating on it is foul.

Update:

I saw someone say the solangelo was flat an di kinda agree. There was no depth in the reason, Will gets mentioned onc eir twice and now he gets whole books just Nico exists?

It didnt have the trauma bonding Jason, Percy, or Leo's Nico ships had, and Nico met Will ONCE on that Battle field and "omg theyr dating now so cute!"

I dont hate Solangelo, but i really wish they had SOMETHING befor ejust getting together.

Like Jason And Piper had the mist, almost breaking uo, their whole quests, etc.

Percabeth had jad a whole bookseries.

Jason x Leo, they also we're trauma bonded,

Aswell as Jercy, amd Pipabeth.

Nico was trauma bonded with tye SEVEN an deven Reyna, not a random child from Halfblood.

OMG I MADE MYSELF S SOLANGELO HATER.

Okay, how about this.

FANNON Solangelo, one of tyw best Nico shios it deserves to be up there. CANNON Solangelo sucks.

Like the way fannon writes so many reasons on HOW the ship could work is so good.

Cuase YES i love the prompt when Nico was in halfblood for the first time Will was the only one to talk to him and when they split up as friends they both got really sad.

Or Will and Nico both hated eachother during Nicos first stay at camp bevause Nico refused to let will heal him and it was cut banter that led into a relationship when he returned! Thats GOOD weiting.

But in the books its like:he yanks you off th ebattlefield an dnow your both in love. Here, have two books trying to mka ethem work for literally NO reason.

If you ask me, a character having a break up arc would be actually intresting. Ww never see break ups. Wanna kniw WHY we dont see break ups? Its beacause they're all BONDED through their experiences an dhave learnt all their partners and know every flaw about them.

Cannom Solangelo sucks. Fannon Solangelo is one of tye best Nioc ships. Can we agree on that. Fannon writers are good at making the ship work, and Rick was pushing Solangelo to make sure it was known je had a gay character?

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Yall know the hc that Tim tried his bets to be like Jason? Well here you go.

I feel like Tim would have some curls, while Jason didnt, so Tim would spend hours straightening his hair, and would have a silent meltdown when it rains during patrol and his curls become apparent.

Also, he would look through pictures to make his room look as close to Jason's as possible, so when anyone walked in, it felt like they walked in to see Jason, cause to Tim, he WANTED them yo walk in to see Jason.

Also, Jaosn would definitely have a diary, and Tim would find and read it. Jason would only write on right pages, so Tim writes on the left pages with his own notes. Jason's notes: while talking about a book during dinner, Dick told me to shush. Tim's notes on the other page: Dick looked uncomfortable when i talked about thd book Jason liked, but it says he was uncomfortable with Jason too.

So when Jason comes back, Tim's identity falls apart. He tries looking back at the notes from the diary he made, but he's horrified to realize sooner or later in his own notes, they almost copy Jason's.

And when Jason sneaks in for his diary and finds his replacement's vents and struggles trying to be him instead of just Jay's, he's mortified, waving it infront of Bruce to show him how horrible a father he was.

Also, i think Tim would use his skills to basically stalk Jason and would continue to take Jay's identity because Tim lost his own.