I’m just some guy.

-I’m from california -I’m 25

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[theunfairfolk]

happy disability pride month this post was made by someone with chronic pain

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[json-derulo]

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

[json-derulo]

me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

[json-derulo]

to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear

the etsy seller threw in a little miniature hermes silk scarf as a freebie and I dare you to tell me he doesn't know how handsome he looks in it. whenever we take it off of him he broods like he's a wealthy victorian orphan child in desperate need of a seaside holiday to restore his delicate aristocratic constitution

[edenaziraphale]

Sorry I just can't stop it's these posts or I run up and down the streets like Paul Revere

[crawly]

I'm going to do that anyway

[joodeegemstone]

good riddance, lindsey

[phoebebyers]

[sen-thebootbimbo]

[luxwing]

[swoony-spoonie]

When the brain fog kicks in..

[lastoneout]

was half convinced this was on purpose

[dorothylarouge]

My condolences to the family of Lindsay Graham in this difficult time.

[9e978e]

via

[animentality]

[oscar-isaac]

SPACEBALLS 1987 | dir. Mel Brooks

[nkp1981]

Happy 100th Birthday Mel Brooks

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[luna-azzurra]

If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.

[infertilityidol]

[flurgehbla]

stop conflating top/bottom with dom/sub but also why do i have to use terms coined by and for gay men to describe sex that doesnt even involve penetration