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wylan: are you the big spoon or little spoon?

kaz: i’m the knife

inej, from across the room: he’s the little spoon

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jesper: the tress used to make jenga blocks have to repeatedly relive their deaths

kaz: it’s 3 am, what the fuck

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can you just imagine the crows using ouid

wylan: he is GONE man, definitely has a low tolerance may or may not have freaked out. starts crying about everything, parents, the council, jesper…etc

kaz: very chill, can barley tell that he’s even high

nina: has the munchies and will eat anything and everything. doesn’t care if it’s raw or not, everything in the kitchen vanishes.

matthias: everything will be the funniest thing he has seen and if you ask him about it later he wouldn’t remember

inej: suddenly becomes a mind reader and develops so much empathy, you think they suddenly have access to all of your brain

jesper: starts arguing with people on why shakespeare was gay, after all he is canonically smart

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kaz brekker is such a dramatic bitch, like you could tell him that his favorite restaurant was closed and he would respond with

“be that as it may, still may it be as it may be”

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wylan: *dancing in front of the fridge at 3 am*

jesper: “wylan, my dear, i just want some cake. can you move?”

wylan: *puts his hands on his hips and poses dramatically*

“i am moving, just not in a way that you like”

jesper: *grabs wylan and throws him over his shoulder*

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jesper: wylan, i’ve really gotta hand it to you short people

jesper:

jesper: because the usually can’t reach

wylan: i’m breaking up with you.

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kit bringing up milo in the season two announcement is such a jesper thing to do i love it

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someone pointed out the alina fucked, married, and killed mal all in the same book and i haven’t been able to stop laughing

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“I will have you without armor, Kaz Brekker. Or I will not have you at all.”

*slams book closed*

*SCREECHES*

*re-opens book and continues to read*

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jesper: what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

kaz: what

jesper: a condescending con descending

kaz: get out.

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kaz: i’m going to bed early tonight

kaz:

kaz: is that the sun

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the crows as songs from “sour”

inej: 1 step forward, 3 steps back... this perfectly describes her relationship with kaz in soc. the line “do you love me, want me, hate me, boy? i don’t understand” especially that part in the books where she was saying how he makes her blush one minute and then makes her want to kill him in the next. also how every time they make progress (him confessing that he wants her but he doesn’t want to put his armor down) they also go back

kaz: brutal, it has all the teen angst that kaz has also the line “i’m so sick of seventeen, where’s my fucking teenage dream” shows how he never truly got to be a teenager or even a child, and the line “i only have two real friends” is perfect for the kaz, inej, and jesper trio

nina: favorite crime, “all the things i did, just so i could call you mine” is the perfect line for helnik... her agreeing to go with kaz to break matthias out of hell gate, and all the stupid heist they did together. also when the songs says “one heart broke, four hands bloody” can show how when he died he left her with a broken heart but they both loved eachother (four hands)

jesper: enough for you, okay hear me out. it’s about his crush on kaz how he wanted to be everything that he liked but kaz never looked at him in that way. “you found someone more exciting” kaz found inej, his spider. and the line, “all i ever wanted was to be enough for you” shows how jesper tried every thing to get kaz to trust him

wylan: hope ur ok, “family was merely blood” shows how even though Jan was his dad he didn’t really love him or treated him like a son. “do you know how proud i am you were created, with the courage to unlearn all of their hatred” the crows took him in as one of their own and showed him he didn’t need his father and kaz giving him task through the books showing him that just because you can’t read doesn’t mean your useless

matthias: good 4 u, think of pre broken out of hell gate matthias, he loved her so much and she just left him there and “moved on” (even though that’s not what she really did) and for all he cared she only “loved him” to put him on trial

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wylan: jesper and i slept together

nina: and?

wylan:

wylan: i thought you would be a little more shocked

nina: *in a shocked tone* omg you and jesper slept together?!

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the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever

- kaz at one point

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kazzle dazzle didn’t need a reason

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my daily helnik breakdown

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inej named one of the crows she always fed kaz pekker and no one can tell me other wise