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Logan|24|Cis Indian gay male|A fuckin Gemini I guess|I'm on ao3 too

[jolee]

Hbd!

[corndog-patrol]

it’s soft hours lads

[boku-no-meme-academia]

i’m never gonna get over the fact jin is so beautiful that one time he stepped out of a car and he became so viral he was called “car door guy”

he didnt even go viral once. he went viral TWICE as car door guy AND third guy from the left. ICONIC.

[deafmic]

same………………… same face

[captainlordauditor]

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

[fgrobichiko]

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

[captainlordauditor]

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

[fgrobichiko]

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

[captainlordauditor]

swing by you say

[fgrobichiko]

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

[kookmint]

Time to fight a mic stand

[thehawaiianqueen-art]

✨Moon child✨🌙

[boku-no-meme-academia]

mike i just want to say that i am APALLED you never told us that Hoseok's ass was fat and that the rest of BTS knows he has a nice ass. Maybe not Jimin-fat, but it's a good ass, and my trust has been breached by you neglecting to tell us that his ass is very spankable and round

[boku-no-meme-academia]

LOOK at what youve DONE

[thebetafile]

Don't judge people for wanting to see this:

[smearedcopicstain]

THYRE really out here tho

[allforbts]

190107 Jimin’s Tweet

올해도 여러분과 함께 행복한 시작을 할 수 있어서 행복합니다 어제 역시 응원해주신 그리고 정말 많이 추웠을텐데 와주신 아미여러분 많이 많이 고마워요 ☺️ #JIMIN #우리아미상받았네

I’m happy that I was able to have a joyful start to this new year with you all again. I’m very very thankful to all the ARMY who came to cheer for us yesterday even though it was really cold ☺️  #JIMIN #OurARMYGotAnAward

Trans cr: Christie @ allforbts © Please credit when taking out

[magicalgirlmascot]

Tropes that are totally overused and I love them to death

grumpy jerk and actual ray of sunshine are BFFs

mutual unrequited pining

character A falls fast and hard for character B

character A slowly falls in love with character B over the course of several years, realization hits them that they’ve been in love with B for a long time hits them like a truck

cool badass is actually a giant fucking nerd

The Power of Friendship ™

flat “what” reactions

sweet adorable characters with horrible tragic pasts

villains-turned-heroes becoming the Weird Uncle

characters that aren’t actually related having a parent-child relationship

characters that aren’t actually siblings having a sibling-like bond

“I can’t stand this person but I would die for them”

[keybladewyvern]

you will take these tropes from my cold dead hands.

[sealbug]

kisses

[augustheart]

i have a spiderverse shipping hot take.

[augustheart]

the people jokingly shipping noir and john mulaney’s assigned fursona (which i think is most if not almost all people) are absolutely hilarious but the people who are doing it seriously (the minority to be sure but they do exist) are following that law that says if no primary white m/m ship exists fanon will conjure one into being out of thin air.

[ill-go-with-that-then]

Hot Take: Aizawa isn’t allowed to watch Animal Planet anymore, because he is physically incapable of watching weak baby animals being stalked by predators, he doesn’t care if it’s the natural order of things Hizashi, it’s his job to protect them NO Hizashi don’t change the channel he’s not crying DON’T

[corzev]

@burrito-aizawa-sensei

[burrito-aizawa-sensei]

Aizawa throwing hands with his boyfriend over wanting to adopt All the baby animals.

[bardbreakfast]

Anyone got a hot take on Gen Z students at Hogwarts?

[carmen-atcha]

Me, a new professor desperate to connect w the youths: and so expelliarmus will ‘yeet’ the wand right outta their hand

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Who are u supporting in the world cup

Ireland to win, Bulgaria to get the snitch

[ronanwazlib]

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

[everythings-onfirebut-itsfine]

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

[thickthighsnbigdreams]

I am HERE for this.

[pissedandpunk-deactivated202012]

Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:

[novacorps]

Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?

[the-love-of-reblog]

Someone mentions Severus Snape at all: