Clinically Insane Writer

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[homunculus-argument]

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

[homunculus-argument]

Any sufficiently advanced form of catholism is indistinguishable from bdsm.

[sentimentalslut]

"very guilty and problematic client" holy copaganda batman

[sentimentalslut]

let’s start parsing who does and doesn’t deserve representation and assign moral weight to agreeing to protect their rights I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong

[cdarklock]

The purpose of a defence attorney is to make sure the police have done their job. The prosecution says "they did the thing" and the defence says "well can you prove it?" and if they can't, the defendant goes free because the prosecution fucked up.

All they have to do is their job. As long as they don't fuck up doing ther job, the guilty will go to prison. The reason the guilty go free so often is because the police are constantly fucking up and not doing their damn job.

[parkchanwoohoo]

It's very telling that these people can't really conceive of a situation where they might be wrongfully arrested for something and labeled "very problematic and guilty" and may, in fact, need exactly the kind of legal representation that they're side-eyeing. Even in the realm of thought experiments there are the categorically ""problematic"" and they can't even imagine a world where they could ever be lumped in with them, even wrongfully, because surely people would OBVIOUSLY know they're innocent, surely this only happens to Others

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#even if the client is totally guilty#the defense attorney's job is still to make sure they're treated fairly#even guilty people should not be abused by the system because no one wanted to speak up for them#once again as soon as we decide some people don't deserve rights#we're on a fast track to no one has rights

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[raisinchallah]

the sisko kirk hero worship homoeroticism would be entirely reversed if kirk ever showed up on ds9 thru his own time travel circumstances because the first thing that would happen is he would meet quark and the thing about kirk is there is nobody in the entire space and time of the universe that would annoy him more than quark it would immediately be like the worst day he ever experienced it would be like nonstop torment trying to understand why these things keep happening to him and then he would see sisko tactfully handling quark or god forbid see him getting quark to kiss the nagus scepter and like it would be over for him like sisko handling quark related paperwork would be the single most heroic thing hes ever seen like he would become immediately obsessed and bewitched

[projectorthus]

Grace sends this off as a "fuck you" to Stratt and unintentionally eases 40+ years of horrific guilt.

(40+ factoring in the Hail Mary mission, then the time it would take to get back to Erid and the time it would take for the message to get to Earth. Probably closer to 50+ actually).

(I do think Stratt felt bad. She did a lot of terrible things to save the planet, and obviously felt guilt for sending Grace off. I imagine the time waiting to hear back from the Hail Mary was torture for everyone, but she essentially sent three people off to their deaths, one unwillingly. Hearing that Grace made it out alive would be a huge weight off her shoulders.)

[timetosuitup]

I just know Stiles is strong as fuck.

He looks kinda skinny and gangly as a teen. He squirms and yelps and is super ticklish and his pain tolerance isn’t that high and he’s squeamish and doesn’t like needles or chopped off limbs or even blood really.

So everyone is kinda stunned when he starts throwing punches that topples werewolves to the floor. He trains with the betas and they still have more advantages than him of course, but it’s not easy to take him down.

Derek should have known it in the pool. Stiles was holding them both over the water for two hours. But he’s still speechless when his back hits the wall con forza mid-argument, and Stiles is just pinning him there. He tests the hold of Stiles’ grip a little just to check, and whispers “holy shit” almost reverently.

[outromoonyy]

Me reading fluff: Haha cute.

Me reading angst: Pain is good.

Me reading smut: I'm going to hell.

Me reading all three at the same time: This is what God meant when he said “let there be light.”

[solarmane]

new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)

me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:

no.

NO.

starting to rock back and fourth.

you do not understand.

you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.

we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.

do not tempt fate youngling.

step away from the paywall.

that is how you summon the ancient evils.

that is how you wake the lawyers.

(Edit please stop telling me to report it. I am very aware it’s against Ao3 TOS and illegal… that was the point)

[midwestresonance]

My body goes through the motions of vomiting whenever someone suggests that mellissa and sheriff stilinski should have gotten married becuase

1) scott and melissa deserve better than that bum

2) the sciles incest allegations would be 10x worse

[stilesonthehunt]

I imagine that, if Stiles gets kidnapped after the events of Season 6, he's more annoyed at the kidnappers stupidity than anything.

Stiles: You guys are so fucked.

Kidnapper 1: Shut your mouth

Stiles: do you realise who you're dealing with?

Kidnapper 1: A member the McCall pack. Yes, we know.

Stiles: You seem to be missing a few vital bits of information there, my man.

Kidnapper 2: What is he talking about?

Stiles: You see, I'm not just a member of the McCall pack, and even if I was just that, you guys would still be soooo dead.

Stiles: By kidnapping me, you singlehandedly managed to piss off a True Alpha, a pissed off were-coyote; a thunder kitsune; a banshee; a beta with severe anger issues; two- no, three members of one of the eldest werewolf bloodlines, a HellHound, an Argent, a freaking kanima, plus the entire Beacon Hills Sheriffs Department.

[thememedaddy]

[nyenye0701]

culture shock, nerds edition (engineer meets biologist)

[fleshymeatbag]

I'm collecting them like pokemon

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

imagining jon archivist smiling right now. heh. feeling kinda sick and twisted. heh. a mere glimpse into the evil lair of my mind palace would make most simply go insane

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

and here we see a demonstration of the cognitohazardous effects of exposure to my psyche. this is what liking jonathan does to you

[baleful-meat-worm]

never get invested in jonathan guys it's not worth it

[umfiodeprata]

AI art and humanity

[olenndo0]

Batman gets hit by de-aging magic and the family gets to take care of a 7-year-old, untraumatized Bruce.

[nyukaart]

That one fic i read two years ago