BIGESTbean

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[eightglass]

[leovincible]

Play in the woods.

[frogseyy]

mutuals feel free to do this

[mite75]

I love this lil guy he looks so happy ;_;

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[thestuffedalligator]

Dragons are fireless until they undergo the Hroom, the traditional draconic ceremony where a fledgling dragon will go out into the world and make a bargain with a spirit of elemental fire to live in their soul in a state of mutual symbiosis. The spirit receives shelter and nourishment, while the dragon receives a source of elemental fire, which it can only now use to defend itself.

In many draconic cultures, the Hroom marks a dragon’s coming of age, a time to recognize that a dragon is now of a proper age to hold a weapon and defend itself. Some dragons believe that it is only by bonding with an elemental spirit that a dragon has a soul, and that a dragon is only a whole dragon when it has both the mortal shell and the inner spark.

There has been a backlash to this in recent centuries, of course. Fledglings these days are going out and making bargains with all kinds of things. This is usually spirits of elemental lightning and ice, but more than one dragon has come back to their clutch with a fairly bewildered witch.

[thestuffedalligator]

#Does the witch live inside the dragon's soul after...?

Metaphorically, yes. One dragon had married the witch she brought back to her clutch, and she said that meant their two souls had become one, which was basically the same thing.

The other dragons in her brood said it didn’t work that way, but she was able to breathe pure magic afterwards, so it at least worked that way for her.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m not quite as well read on the byzantines as I am about some other eras of Greek history but whenever I peek into what they were up to there’s a concerning amount of hands getting cut off and politics being decided through sports team riots.

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s also a concerning amount of “Pfft the outsiders are clearly inferior to us. What makes you think they could ever cave our skulls in with a big stick?“

(INCREDIBLY LOUD BONK)

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah yeah what ya got right there is another crusader infestation, yeah. Can’t fully get rid of ‘em ever since Alexios called up the pope for the first crusade. Yeah, once you let one in they don’t stop coming. Multiply like rabbits.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not to worry, everyone! We will simply bribe the invaders to go away again!

*opens giant coin purse and only a fly comes out*

Hm. Okay we may have a problem after all.

[what-even-is-thiss]

OH MY GOD ITS THE BUBONIC PLAGUE BACK AGAIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[sistersorrow]

Crusaders: Okay, we helped overthrow the previous Basileus, so where's our pay

New Basileus (seeing moth fly out of money bag): You're being paid in experience

Truly, they were a continuation of Rome, cause that's the only explanation for how they survived as long as they did

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think that somebody must’ve wished for the empire to last for a thousand more years and the being that heard them giggled and went okay you got it but remember that you didn’t wish for a thousand years of prosperity

[sistersorrow]

They wished upon a shooting star, and the sight of that shooting star caused three civil wars

[bsideheart]

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

[animate-mush]

Like Psyduck?

[gremlinservant]

TRIED TAKING A PICTURE OF HEART

[bot]

[pukicho]

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

kill every old crazy man you see

[pukicho]

It's the only way.

It's the only way.

[fridgevespidae]

RAT BABY DANCE

original gif:

[goatsdaily]

[captain-price-returns]