You play the cards you draw, I suppose.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[thebitterguy]

[stealingpotatoes]

do you ever think about how much of the original trilogy artoo spent silently watching the drama go down with popcorn

(commission info // tip jar!)

[thebitterguy]

The spirit of discretion. Good job, R2!

[thebitterguy]

Ina • The Asian Allergy Mom (@theasianallergymom) on Threads

I told my autistic son “I love you” and without looking up he replied, “I am well aware.” 🤣🤣

The Empire Strikes Back (Kershner, 1980)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQuxw52/

I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful

[saint-batrick]

if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.

but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.

christ, he's good.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

[thebitterguy]

[thebitterguy]

If A Ghost Story was remade in Canada, Rooney Mara would have demolished an entire Deep & Delicious.

Everyone wants to be loved so deeply the grief of them can only sated by demolishing an entire dessert.

[thebitterguy]

A discussion of cat themed RPGs came up. I’d love to give Monarchies of Mau or Call of Catthulhu a try.

[vbartilucci]

Humble Book Bundle: Best of Humble Bundle: Terry Pratchett's Discworld by HarperCollins Encore 2026

Experience Sir Terry Practchett’s beloved Discworld series! Get 35+ books covering all corners of this comic fantasy universe and help suppo

How much do I love Terry Pratchett?

I'm repeating my offer from the last time Humble did this Bundle.

I will buy this whole package for the first three people who contact me.

If you've been considering getting into the Discworld but just haven't had the cash, you no longer have an excuse.

All I ask is that once you've started reading, write a post about them. Spread the word.

[jethroq]

dialectics

[deadseacorpse]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Fellas, is it counter revolutionary to eat.

[biglawbear]

This is a reminder that any insane extreme position can be couched in progressive sounding language to try and persuade you of its validity, even positions that are totally contrary

[imyourbadjew]

[indigosfindings]

every episode of riverdale has a scene where a teen with too much hairstyle confronts a diabolical adult like "listen up bozo, i know you think youre all tough and comfortable running the show & calling the shots. but here's a newsflash for you, you goddamn monster: we're sick and tired of you using our town as your personal junk pool. i will hunt you down and stomp on your world. arrivederci, you bastard" & all throughout this the adult looks completely disarmed, scared shitless, terrified for their life, then two scenes later the adult will walk up to the teen & shoot them in the head point blank with a pump action shotgun. that's the cliffhanger, & the next episode opens with the teen in the hospital recovering from a mild contusion

[indigosfindings]

why did somebody tag this as #contusion. is that for like an injury-based filing system or

[thebitterguy]

Unless it’s papa poutine. They just took him out.

[thebitterguy]

Watching Wonder Man

Trevor: thirteen years sober.

Bartender: congrats!

Me: that’s not true, he was high as a kite during…. Was Iron Man 3 13 years ago?!

Narrator: it sure fucking was, true believers!

[70sscifiart]

Happy new year! Here's the end of the 1953 EC Comics adaptation of Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains," first published in Weird Fantasy #17.

Via @cirnineball

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[magicratfingers]

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

She supports the arts!

Listen to Talk From Superheroes: Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Spotify |

[thebitterguy]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[thebitterguy]

Why does? God? Need? A spaceship?